A "Spaketh." -- John Gibson -- Troll.

[Cyrano]

Let me preface this by saying that John Gibson of Fox News may be one of the least important people in the world.

However, I own a "troll" pencil. It's one of those pencils that came out way back when, which had something like a head of "hair" at the end where there's supposed to be an eraser. After using it for a while, the "hair" sticks out all over the place.

But if you then take the pencil between your hands and rub it swiftly, like using a stick to try to start a fire, the "hair" falls into place and goes straight up like that of a troll.

So anyhow, I'm playing with my pencil today, (no puns please), and when the hair stood straight up, I looked at it and thought -- JOHN GIBSON. Ordinarily, I consider it a no-no to comment on a person's looks. But anyone who works for Fox News (IMO) is fair game.

Staring at this straight-up head of "hair," I had a "spaketh." (For those who don't know, a "spaketh" is when you hear a "voice" or message, which is either God speaking to you, a loud neighbor, or some really good Hawaiian grass.)

Anyhow, this "spaketh" revealed to me that Gibson is a world-class troll (and a major league asshole). Of course, anyone in front of a Fox News camera fits this description. But, having once picked five winners in a row at a roulette table, (at which I had no bet down), I am not one to ignore "spakeths." (Such occurrences have happened to me more than once, but I don't believe in ESP. Nonetheless ...)

In any event, I hearby pronounce John Gibson a "World Class Troll" and someone who should be recognized as such whenever and wherever he appears, speaks, or breaths air.

[Flatulo]

1. Dude, check out FOX's Laurie Dhue and get back to me. nt

[burythehatchet]

6. mmmmm, she always has such a nice sheen on her lips.

[Flatulo]

10. Oh those lips.... mmmmmmm.

She's a real cutie pie. Dumb as a bag of rocks, though.

[liberalmuse]

2. You had to get a "Spaketh" to know that?

As an annoying, self-involved, elitist liberal, I shall brag that it took me 20 seconds to come to that same conclusion without the benefit of a "spaketh". You know I'm not mocking you. The psychedelics, while being notorious tricksters, are also known to speak the profound truth.

[Cyrano]

4. Yeah, it took me about the same 20 seconds. But a "spaketh" makes it as about

official as you can get.

[liberalmuse]

8. LOL, I love it!

And I do know what you mean. The man is heinous!

[porphyrian]

3. I want some really good Hawaiian grass. - n/t

[Cyrano]

5. Hanalei. Ask for Puff the Magic Dragon. Everyone there knows what you mean.

[porphyrian]

7. I can never find that place. I always end up on Living Island...

...getting hassled by some chick named Witchiepoo.

[Cyrano]

9. Yeah, that happened to Odysseus. But then he was stuck in the Aegean Sea.

Ya just gotta' know where to look.

[porphyrian]

11. I think I ran into him. He was about four feet tall, balding and really pissed off...

...so I left him alone.