Found this at BalloonJuice.com and laughed my ass off..

[The Vinyl Ripper]

Apologies to Dylan, not Larry:

Dubya, take this load off of me
I can’t use it anymore.
It’s gettin’ hard, too hard for me to pee
I feel like tappin’ on some guy’s stall.

Tap, tap, tappin’ on some guy’s stall
Tap, tap, tappin’ on some guy’s stall
Tap, tap, tappin’ on some guy’s stall
Tap, tap, tappin’ on some guy’s stall

Dubya, take my rod in your hand
I can’t hold it anymore.
That big, long thing is comin’, man
I feel like tapping’ on some guy’s stall.

repeat chorus



By Wilfred..