"Family Values" Tee Shirt.

[Cyrano]

I live about two blocks from a self-identified wingnut. By self-identified, I'm talking about the flags on his house and car, and his pro-Bush/Cheney and "Support the Troops" bumper stickers. It's his right to display all that and, as far as I know, no one bothers him for his views.

But here's the weird part. About 20 minutes ago, I pulled up to a Stop sign near his house and noticed he was wearing a tee shirt that read I AM THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET. I've seen this tee shirt before, but never on a wingnut.

For anyone who doesn't know, this refers to the raunchiest limerick in existence. To top it off, the guy's kids were nearby. So much for Republican "family values."

There's the possibility that this idiot doesn't know the limerick, but if that's the case, what does he think his tee shirt means?

[ClassWarrior]

1. Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Wingnuts.

:puke:

NGU.

[MrModerate]

2. And the limerick is . . . ? n/t

[Cyrano]

4. I don't have the guts to type it here. It's not that I'm a prude, It's just that

one of the words is offensive to many, many women.

[Jim__]

7. There once was a man from Nantucket

You can read it here - it's under obscene versions.

[qb]

3. He probably got it second-hand and has no idea of its meaning.

A friend of mine helped out a woman who speaks little English by explaining she probably doesn't want to wear a shirt with a giant F-word on the front. (edit typo)

[I_Will]

5. Maybe he's from MA?

:rofl:

[tularetom]

6. Maybe he's an old hermit named Dave?

[Cyrano]

9. Even Dave in his cave isn't as raunchy as the man from Nantucket.

[Sequoia]

8. He probably wants others to think he's rich with a summer vacation home there.

[DCKit]

10. When does he make his (solo) porn debut? nt