Bush tells biographer: 'I do tears' ( blechhhhh )

[Danieljay]

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WASHINGTON - Under that famously self-confident exterior is a president who weeps � a lot.

President Bush told the author of a new book on his presidency that "I try not to wear my worries on my sleeve" or show anything less than steadfastness in public, especially in a time of war.

"I fully understand that the enemy watches me, the Iraqis are watching me, the troops watch me, and the people watch me," he said. Yet, he said, "I do tears."

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president. I'll shed some tomorrow."

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[thereismore]

1. The man has no feelings inside his soulless body. nt

[DS1]

2. Meaning, he puts them on a mirror, lines them up with a razor, and snorts them

[closeupready]

3. Does he do backflips, too?

Man of many talents.

[shain from kane]

4. Paper cuts from shuffling all that paper across his desk. n/t

[marmar]

5. Ugggghhhhh.....

I won't insult any jackasses by calling him one.

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[bahrbearian]

6. "We've got a war on Terror it Fight , Now watch this Tear"

[YOY]

7. ...

:spray:

"Ah also do 'mpressions of monkeys. Dick say ahm really good at that?"

[youthere]

8. Those aren't tears...

that's the embalming fluid leaking out.

[Mrs. Overall]

9. An anagram for the book's title, Dead Certain, is "Candied Tear".

My favorite anagram, however, for Dead Certain is Cad Retained.

[shain from kane]

13. I'm calling that book, "Certain Death". Everything associated with him is related to death. n/t

[LibDemAlways]

10. Shameless liar.

Here's a guy who on the night of 9/11 admitted to sharing a laugh with Pickles before going to sleep.

Perhaps he does cry. But you can be sure it's out of self-pity and it's all about him.

[Beelzebud]

11. He must have been leaning on God's shoulder that time he lost a fight with a pretzel.

[tilsammans]

12. Yeah right. Nothing like . . .

. . . the amount of crying I'VE done since those scoundrels took office. :cry: