formerrepuke
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Wed Sep-05-07 12:52 PM
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The Reverend D. James Kennedy has been raptured..... |
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Edited on Wed Sep-05-07 12:53 PM by formerrepuke
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/05/AR2007090500789.htmlAny one (of us) who have seen even one of his appalling 'sermons' on television must be feeling a little sigh of relief that Sunday mornings will now be dumbbell-free..for a while, anyway.
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youthere
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Wed Sep-05-07 12:54 PM
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Oh wait..no I'm not. RIP or whatever.
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Wed Sep-05-07 12:57 PM
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2. BREAKING: Hell puts in huge order for extra brimstone |
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Wed Sep-05-07 12:57 PM
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3. Never seen one sermon. |
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Did I miss out on anything?:silly:
(Oh well. Rest in Peace!)
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Wed Sep-05-07 01:15 PM
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5. Imagine Fred Phelps in an expensive suit. |
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Wed Sep-05-07 01:01 PM
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Wed Sep-05-07 01:22 PM
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6. Craptured straight to hell, no doubt. |
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Say hi to Father Coughlan and Tinky Falwell for all of us, Reverend... NOT!
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Wed Sep-05-07 01:23 PM
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7. He lobbied Congress a few years ago for a law |
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that would allow churches to give donations to political parties, candidates, etc.
I'm as heartbroken at his death as I was Falwells. (Meaning, I'm not grieving at all.)
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Wed Sep-05-07 01:50 PM
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8. Still waiting on Earnest Angley or Robert Tilton |
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They're my favories. My (non-American) made me watch a bit of thier shtick on Sunday once. She said something along the lines of "Soviet propaganda ain't got nothing on this."
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed
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Wed Sep-05-07 02:02 PM
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9. A stinking Dominionist. A miserable Reconstructionist. In his own words: |
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"This is our land. This is our world. This is our heritage, and with God's help, we shall reclaim this nation for Jesus Christ. And no power on earth can stop us."More quotes from this dead Kennedy and an overview of his beliefs, such as they were, courtesy of Americans United for Separation of Church and State: http://www.au.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5936&news_iv_ctrl=0&abbr=cs_&JServSessionIdr007=c39an7eff2.app1b
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Wed Sep-05-07 02:18 PM
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I don't think Jesus said anything about reclaiming any stinking nation.
I truly despise these people who hijack (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Republicanism, Democratism....) for their own Machiavellian, blankety-blank no-good so-and-so...well, you get the picture.
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Wed Sep-05-07 02:21 PM
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11. I hope he wasn't driving when it happened... |
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:00 PM
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12. You mean he was having sex when he died? |
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Wed Sep-05-07 03:12 PM
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13. what kind of car did he have? |
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i could use a nice sedan for dates with bikini babes.
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