Snotcicles
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Sat Feb-10-07 10:49 AM
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I think I nailed it on the difference republicans and Democrats |
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Democrats won't take the last piece of pizza. republicans will kill ya for it.
My new bumper-sticker.
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Sat Feb-10-07 10:52 AM
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Democrats won't take the last piece of pizza Republicans will knock over an old lady to get to it first
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:30 AM
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9. Too long for a sticker but |
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Democrats ask if anyone else wants the last piece of pizza.
Republicans will step on the baby to get to it first.
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Sat Feb-10-07 10:52 AM
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2. No, Republicans think they DESERVE the last piece. |
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A Democrat will ask first.
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Sat Feb-10-07 10:56 AM
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3. Yeah, I'll take the last piece, but I'll ask. |
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Sat Feb-10-07 10:59 AM
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4. How about, a Democrat will give the last piece of pizza |
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Edited on Sat Feb-10-07 11:07 AM by Winebrat
to a homeless person.
A Republican will give it to a rich friend.
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Sat Feb-10-07 12:00 PM
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14. yes, republicans feel entitled |
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democrats feel grateful for all they have/get, republicans feel entitled.
It's how they view the world. Republicans don't think government, or anyone else, can help others so they don't recognize the help they received in getting where they are. All of them (all of us) are born on 3rd base and they think they hit a triple. We know we were walked or some other person's hit got us there. (I'm asportual so I'm not so good a sports metaphors and I might not have it quite right but you know what I mean.)
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:01 AM
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5. Pizza....You got Pizza??? |
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:03 AM
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6. Shhhhhhhhhhh a thug might hear ya nt |
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:12 AM
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7. An old but similar joke |
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If you leave a nickel on the counter a Democrat will steal it. A Republican will kill you for it.
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:28 AM
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8. . . . will kill children for it. |
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:49 AM
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10. what about Independents? |
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Ahh, the repub probably paid for the pizza anyway, while the dem just felt he was entitled to it.
Now Independents - they would just cut it in half!
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:51 AM
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11. Who would invite an independent anyway? |
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Sat Feb-10-07 11:53 AM
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