An open letter to Rush Limbaugh:

[11 Bravo]

Dear Rush,
For some reason (incipient masochism, perhaps?) I opted to tune into your show this afternoon in order to obtain the wingnut take on the President's speech. You were positively giddy. At one point you were in full, jowl-jiggling guffaw, as you described how, in your opinion, Congressional Democrats are infuriated and befuddled by Bush's proclaimed intention to prolong his war indefinitely. This, for you, appears to be a cause for great hilarity.
Let me explain something to you Rushie. The so-called "Bush doctrine" means more dead GIs. Agree or disagree, the thought of dead troops could only give a brain-dead chickenhawk ideologue like yourself a case of the giggles. You see, Rush, while you were sneaking your illegal Viagra into a country which is infamous as a destination for pedophile sex-tourists, American grunts were spilling their blood on the sands of Iraq. Tell me, you pus-gutted clown, what exactly about that amuses you?
Unlike you, Rush, when my time came, I put on a green suit. Hell, I even managed to pick up a few of those decorations that your buddies at the '04 Republican Convention mocked with their cute little purple band-aids. (That hurt, but I eventually came to terms with the fact that it was just politics.)
But you're another story, Rush. It's not just politics with you. You don't have the guts to step into ANY arena, be it combat OR an election. No, you're all about making money, and that places you on a different, and more contemptible level. You laugh at the prospect of dead grunts just to make a buck. That makes it personal.
I hope to have the opportunity to meet you in person, just to tell you to your face exactly what a slimy piece of shit you truly are. If so, I hope that I convey my contempt in terms sufficiently inflammatory to prompt you to try and lift that flabby ass up and out your double-wide love seat and down to the nearest recruiting office.

on edit: typo

[commander bunnypants]

1. nice letter

but why waste brain cells on him? It is just not worth it. IMHO


CB

[KharmaTrain]

2. Well Done...This Hypocrite Won't Even Show His Face

He hides in his Florida bubble and his people make sure he rarely, if ever, is held accountable for the shit he spews. What's more telling is how you rarely see him on television...it's due to what a terrible flop his own short-lived show is...and how inept he sounds/looks when he is confronted. This guy can't debate...in a discussion of facts and logic, he loses big time.

But this is the world many Repugnicans love to live in. It's the 51st state...the state of denial.

[lpbk2713]

3. Mine ....

Dear Rush;

Fuck off you pusbag hatemonger.


Yours truly, lpbk2713

[bryant69]

4. Rush Limbaugh is drifting into a a world of delusion

more and more. I missed that bit, but he clearly believes that the American people are turning on Democrats and are in favor of the war in Iraq - polling evidence to the contrary.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[rateyes]

5. Happy as I can possibly be to kick and recommend this:

:kick:

I hope you get the opportunity to meet him, too.

Every once in a while I have to post this image, available on t-shirts, etc. in the DU store.

(have to shamelessly add...I won a t-shirt from DU for suggesting the image).

http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazozX0ZfbzEuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDAsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzc3MzQ2NjBfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDM3NywyNjQsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMCxBZGQsNTEsMTEzfGxvYWQ9bWFzayxibGFuazozX0ZfbWFza19vMS5qcGd8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxtYXNrLE1hc2ssMCwwfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

[spanone]

6. pus gutted clown....perfect

[tabasco]

7. Draft dodger Limbaugh only giggles when others have to go to war.

He wasn't giggling when he showed up for his draft physical, personal doctor's letter in hand, wailing how bad his anal cyst hurt him.

Rush Limbaugh is the scum of the Earth.

[ewoden]

8. The anal cyst evidently migrated northwards.n/t

[againes654]

9. He is a slimy

sack of shit. Great letter, and I truly hope that you get to meet him. Spit on him once for me.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY!:patriot:

[HowHasItComeToThis]

10. RUSH TRASH TALKING IS WHAT ENERGIZED THE REPULSIVES

MEANING LESS ACUSATIONS WITH NO REBUTTAL.

HE TAUGHT ALL THE REPUBLICANS THEIR METHODS

[immoderate]

11. As Keith constantly reminds us, Rush is a comedian...

He said it himself. He delivers an audience of sad, infirm, and frightened people but they are loyal.

Is he funny? :shrug:

--IMM