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jilln (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:37 PM Original message |
The banana - the atheist's nightmare |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Banana peels are peforated? |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. and works well for demonstrating the use of the condom |
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Avalux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. So what's up with marijuana? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
33. The human brain even has specific cannabinoid receptors. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. it's even scarier |
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jilln (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:41 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. or singing about peanut butter and jelly! |
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I_Will (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hmmm...how about replacing "human" with "primate" ... |
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rusty charly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. The phallus - the conservative's nightmare |
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Lisa0825 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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jakem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:10 PM Response to Reply #7 |
36. oh wait... |
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rusty charly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:23 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. there's an old joke: |
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Jonathan50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. What we call a banana is very much a product of breeding |
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piedmont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:43 PM Response to Reply #8 |
42. I've had a seedy banana before... |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
9. Ray Comfort! |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
10. Okra? Try nopales |
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me b zola (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:06 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. LOL, I was going to post coconuts |
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vogonity (283 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. I dont have a link, but someone must... |
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Emit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
45. Proof of God via a banana -- Here ya go |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. Every banana you've ever eaten is the cloned product of intensive genetic manipulation by humans |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
13. I've always wondered just HOW drunk the first person was when |
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Phredicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
22. It's probably more how hungry they were, |
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poiuytsister (591 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:24 PM Response to Reply #13 |
38. I think that came about when someone said |
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Bonhomme Richard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. Why aren't cows shaped like hamburgers then? n/t |
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jilln (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:56 PM Response to Reply #14 |
24. The answer to that is obvious, they're not food! |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
15. Kirk Cameron's "friend." He's obsessed with bananas. Probably with Kirk's too. |
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Justitia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:57 PM Response to Reply #15 |
25. LOL! |
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PLF (414 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. the straw man here is "happened by accident" |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
28. Amen... n/t |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
18. why doesn't veal grow on trees? |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. They're shaped for a monkey's mouth. nt |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
20. Happy Darwin Day |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
21. Huh? Okra? |
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Phredicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
23. Okay, but this same "intelligent Designer" evidently made sex fun but |
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Joe Chi Minh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
27. I heard that the atheists' ultimate nightmare - and it is surely coming - |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
29. And Banana says |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
30. "What's up with okra"... |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
31. The pineapple - the Christian's "nightmare", if they must. |
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walldude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
32. There is actually video of this little tidbit on |
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Coexist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
34. Shaped for the human hand? |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
35. Bananas might well be adapted for MONKEY hands ... |
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Beelzebud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
39. Oddly enough, it seems well designed for monkies. I guess evolution is true! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
40. Logic and reason - the conservative's nightmare |
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not_a_robot (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
41. Intellectual dishonesty. |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
43. actually, my worst nightmare are asshat's like the one that thought of this. |
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ProgressiveFool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-12-07 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
44. WTF happened with Mangos??? |
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