Are you a werewolf?

[bryant69]

the Democratic base right now, they're like werewolves, and every full moon they must feed, but they don't necessarily want to feed on Charlie Gibson. They want to feed on someone like Rush Limbaugh. - Jonah Goldberg, as reported by Media Matters for America ( http://mediamatters.org/items/200710030006?f=h_latest )

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[Bluebear]

1. Feed on Limbaugh? That's nothing but Oxycontin-embedded fat!

[iconoclastic cat]

7. Can we chew *around* the anal cysts? nt

[AlCzervik]

2. and my hair is perfect.

[Beaverhausen]

4. .

:spray:

[YOY]

14. So...um...who is your tailor?

:hide:

[AlCzervik]

17. He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent.

[Mythsaje]

3. Take it from me...

Werewolves don't feed on tainted meat.

[Lucinda]

8. Bingo!

:thumbsup:

[AnneD]

16. I was looking...

for that choice...:spray:

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Well, ordinary wolves sure do.

Some day I'll pass on the family recipe for wolf bait. A generation back, my family used to trap them for the bounty.

[Mythsaje]

22. Werewolves are smarter...

:evilgrin:

[Quantess]

5. Yuck. His meat would taste poisoned.

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Old gypsy woman spoke to me; said, "You're a wolf, boy, get out of this town."

(/great band named Sea Wolf)

[H2O Man]

9. I am a walrus.

Goob-goob-ka-choob.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. "Goob-goob-ka-choob?"

I always wondered how you spelled that.

[iconoclastic cat]

13. You? No, you're the pornographic priestess. nt

[Annces]

23. Medusa n/t

[Matariki]

12. I thought we were moonbats - I think growing teeth and fangs could be considered progress.

As for 'feeding on' Rush Limbaugh. Blech - he barely can be considered offal. I say we feed him to the swine. Oh wait...

[bryant69]

15. Don't forget standint semi-erect.n/t

[AnneD]

18. I don't need the moon as a visual cue anymore....

just the sight of Bush behind the Presidential Seal has the same effect as a full moon. Some weeks it is so bad-I can't keep enough Nair in the House (or Senate).

[madmom]

19. I'm a witch and wouldn't touch any of them with the proverbial 10 foot pole

[KansDem]

20. I'd like to feed on Ann Coulter...

I'm on a diet and can't eat anything that's sweet.

[Aviation Pro]

21. Cue Warren....

...Zevon that is.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo(2x)

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.

Chorus 2x

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim.
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

Chorus 2x

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, werewolves of London
Draw blood