After Nobel snub, Bush hopes to be judged by the Hague

[yurbud]

After a terrifying temper tantrum when he heard that his one time political opponent Al Gore had won the Nobel Prize, President George W. Bush was consoled when he heard the judges at the Hague would be far more likely to vote for him.
When President George W. Bush heard that Al Gore won the Nobel Prize, he terrified White House staff by smashing vases, slapping and kicking any servants that crossed his path and demanding to know why they hadn't bought the prize for him, drinking two bottles of cooking sherry, and refusing to take his psychiatric medications.

By Saturday, his handlers were able to calm him somewhat by sending him on a bike ride and promising he could watch ESPN the rest of the day when he returned.



Bush was enjoying his ride until he stopped to let Secret Service agents dab a bead of sweat from his brow and rehydrate him. Two anti-war protesters jumped from the bushes and shouted, "You should be the first American president judged by the Hague! You're a war---"

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[zabet]

1. Excellent!

:spray:

[malaise]

2. Fabulous !

:applause:

[yurbud]

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http://digg.com/politics/After_Nobel_snub_Bush_hopes_to_be_judged_by_the_Hague

[babylonsister]

4. Rec'd with pleasure! nt

[JeffR]

5. Genius!

:yourock:

[samsingh]

6. he'll get the Hague's full votes

[EFerrari]

7. I wish I'd said that.

lol

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

8. *smirk* from the other side of the human soul

:rofl:

I can indulge and share my vision of the whole lot being convicted of 2000 counts of embezzlement and fraud and one count of treason, and appealing their death sentences.

Ahhhhh

[pacalo]

9. I love this!

"What is the 'hag'?"

:rofl: