tgif, tgif, tgif, etc. . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is speeching: "My gut tells me that--which my head tells me, as well--is that when we find a credible threat, I'll share it with the people and not hide it to myself all the times. My head also tells me that al Qaeda is a serious threat 'cause they hate us for our freedoms and are so cowardly they are willing to blow themselves up and stuff. So I'm sharing. I've learned from my lessons. That's knowing what history teaches. And that's why we won in Vietnam. . . . Next."

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. "The press corps sits stunned but unsurprised by the President's foolishness."

"One attendee was overheard telling some colleagues, 'I've seen puddles with more depth.'"

[malaise]

4. Brilliant

but that's too good for anyone in the WH press whore group. :applause:

[Felinity]

2. You made that quote up, right?

You had me until "we won in Vietnam."

Love the puddle comment above.

Edit to correct puddle reference.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. LOL! It sounds just like the Moran!

:rofl:

[skip fox]

5. I started the quote with the first part of a sentence W. actually said,

added an ending, picked up a bit more of what he said for the beginning of the second sentence, then made up the rest. Probably 30-35% his words.

[Felinity]

6. Excellent work.

It's hard work to sound that dumb.

[skip fox]

7. "And for my legacy I'm going to privatize the United Nations."

n/t