Mother rebukes Little Boy for "Naked" Comments.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Farfaraway (AP) - Standard Fairytale Mother rebuked a fellow Farfaraway liberal Friday for what she said were "inappropriate" comments about the Emperor during an imperial parade.

During a parade on the Emperor's new invisible outfit Thursday, Little Boy accused the Emperor of "not having no clothes at all!"

Condemnations rolled in from seedy tailors, court jesters had a field day, and a Castle spokesman declined to "dignify those remarks" with a response.

Mother issued a statement Friday evening rapping Little Boy, who is in his 5th year dodging unscrupilous pipers. He's Farfaraway's most-honest child.

"While members of the serfdom are passionate about their love of the Emperor, what Congressman Stark said during the parade was inappropriate and distracted from the seriousness of the subject at how beautiful the Emperor's new invisible outfit is," Mother said.

[Gabi Hayes]

1. great story, but didn't you get the location wrong? I think it took place here:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Nope.

Based on a true story from Washington, actually.

[Rageneau]

3. Ima gettin real tired of Pelosi. Can we find a speaker who's on OUR side?