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Tue Oct-23-07 03:17 PM
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Breaking: Life Isn't Fair! |
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Washington, D.C. - It was discovered today that life isn't fair. In related news, citizens were shocked -- SHOCKED! -- to find politics going on in the halls of Congress. Politicians of both parties were observed behaving like politicians. As a result, the sky started falling and the tooth fairy died. Scientists predict that if the crisis continues, it may have a mitigating effect on global warming, as Hell will likely freeze over.
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:18 PM
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:19 PM
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2. In addition, the Easter Bunny quit his job, and |
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:20 PM
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3. WHAT???!!! Why wasn't there a spoiler alert?? n/t |
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:25 PM
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:25 PM
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5. The toothe fairy died? how sad. n/t |
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:27 PM
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Tue Oct-23-07 03:45 PM
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7. Naaah, the tooth fairy didn't die... |
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Cheany awarded a no bid contract to his friends over at Haliburton. It's going to cost 20 billiion for the next year and all the kids will get 10 cents under their pillow and a bill for their portion of the national debt.
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Tue Oct-23-07 05:43 PM
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9. the Spine Fairy did , tho. ;( |
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Wed Oct-24-07 11:28 AM
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13. He's not dead. He's pinin' for the fjords. |
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Tue Oct-23-07 05:21 PM
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I know, life is harsh and then you die. Thanks, for the cheerful reminder. As you say life isn't fair. It's best to face it. May we be free of expectation and desire. Makes it hurt less. :) As they say mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
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Wed Oct-24-07 11:16 AM
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10. Thanks for the reminder and the smile..... |
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Wed Oct-24-07 11:18 AM
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Edited on Wed Oct-24-07 11:18 AM by Kadie
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K&R
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Wed Oct-24-07 11:24 AM
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12. Life may not be fair and all that |
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but I'll do my best to work to get it that way.
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