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Wed Oct-24-07 07:44 AM
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Poll question: If Bush bared his behind, and told all Congresspeople to *literally* kiss his arse, who'd be first |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:45 AM
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:49 AM
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4. Nancy(ABJECT FAILURE) Pelosi would be in line that is for sure |
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But LIEberman will get there early to be the FIRST to do it!
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:50 AM
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5. Lieberman wouldn't have to rush to get their early |
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his head is ALREADY firmly implanted up Bush's ass.
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:54 AM
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slow down critters , there's enough ass to go 'round.
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Wed Oct-24-07 08:36 AM
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17. Mitch McConnell would be there. |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:46 AM
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2. Republicans would be first... |
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...since Dems wouldn't even have been invited to the meeting at which the plan was developed. There'd be a few Dems, though, who would cut in line, and try to outdo their GOP colleagues through strategic tonguing.
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:47 AM
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3. One side, Joe Lieberman coming through! n/t |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:50 AM
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6. My senators Dole and Burr. |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:54 AM
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8. And my Senators, Lindsay Graham and Demint would be way up at the front of the line. nt |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:59 AM
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12. Maybe they can fight for positioning. |
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:52 AM
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7. Most certainly both Florida Senators Mel "Liver-Lips" Martinez |
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...and Bill "Pucker-up" Nelson.
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:58 AM
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10. Knowing our congress, they'd first have to have a motion on the floor |
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to discuss amending some decent bill with a few billion bucks worth of pork as well as the Bush Derriere Smooch Resolution. Then, a 5 person committee would be appointed to get the highest, most inefficient bid on said BDSR, then decide to give it to Blackwater anyway. At that point, a vote would be taken on "to smooch or not to smooch, yay or nay" with the vote overwhelmingly on the "yay" side. Obama and Hillary would abstain (actually, they're too busy campaigning to take a vote for their actual job).
Kucinich would be the sole voice of reason in the House, but everyone would still ignore his "Impeach before pucker" Amendment.
Gradually, one by one in an orderly line, they'd all get up and hickey that bastard's heiney raw.
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Wed Oct-24-07 07:59 AM
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11. Lines would form for the left and right cheeks but man those centrists would get |
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Wed Oct-24-07 08:00 AM
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Wed Oct-24-07 08:02 AM
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14. Tony Blair would undoubtedly jump the queue ahead of ALL Congress members! |
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Wed Oct-24-07 08:27 AM
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15. Hannity, O'Lielly, and Limbaugh would have to squeeze out first. |
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Wed Oct-24-07 08:31 AM
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16. Dare I mention Larry Craig...? |
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