Dear Resident Preztlehead Segway...

[tjwash]

Stay the fuck away from us.

And I am even going to use the magic word-"Please".

Oh...make no mistake. There are many things that we do need from the Federal Government. You are just not one of them. We don't fucking need you here with your smarmy smirky attitude. We don't need you clogging up our freeways with your never ending supply of ass kissing yes-men, blackwater-merc-shithead personal guards, and 25 fox news semi-trailers trailing behind you kissing your incompetent-corporate owned-keester right now. The fire trucks, ambulances, and emergency vehicles need to be on those at the moment. You don't. We don't want or need your fake ass rolling up your sleeves, dredging up some kind of transparently fake sincerity for a photo-op, and high tailing it out of town as soon you can. It's nothing but a waste of our time, and of valuable news time that we need for fire information and evacuation areas.

And get that empty fucking suit Michael Chertoff out of here as well. That idiot couldn't organize a pissing contest in a brewery. The shit-head showed up 2 days late, and hasn't done a fucking thing but hog the news broadcasts with reports of how great he is. The guys gross negligence, and massive ego are doing nothing by taking away the real information on the fires that us locals desperately need right now.

The thing is; 77% of our state knows that you are an incompetent buffoon. In the 7 long years our country has been cursed with you, you have managed to completely fuck up everything you have touched. EVERYTHING! I honestly can not thing of a single, solitary thing you have done right! We sincerely do not need that sort of negative influence on us at the moment.

What we need is more National Guardsmen, more fire crews, and a full scramble of all the military bases here to assist in the efforts. The best thing you can do right now, is just sign any pieces of paper that Governor Schwarzenegger puts in front of you, and then do what you do best...schedule a vacation and a golf trip (Scottsdale AZ is a good course this time of year just so you know). You don't need to be here to do that.

Please.

[Danieljay]

1. Here! Here! One disaster sweeping through California is enough..n/t

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Awesome rant - I wouldn't have said please, though...

Recommended!

[SeattleGirl]

3. Well said, tj

He is the last thing that area needs right now.

[MindPilot]

4. I've heard that many residents in North county will be prevented from returning

until after shitboy does his photo-op

[Didereaux]

5. Well done! for what my opinion is worth!....n/t

[Cha]

9. A lot in my opinion

and that's worth something to me!

[Didereaux]

15. I'm honored, thank you

[Didereaux]

6. Oh and as for those pretzels, I suggest these (pic)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/


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[Cha]

18. "the pickle sisters"! You are

too much!! :rofl: again!

Got To Be "soft pretzels"!! Otherwise..well, we all the sad sad story. And banana flavored ..how convenient for pretzel loving chimptards.

Congrats, Stan..you've outdone even yourself this time!

Watch out, though..don't let nancy get wind of this..she'll insist you disband your company with an apology..not that you would care to listen.:)

[Didereaux]

22. Nancy? hell she's already mad at Stan for this...(pic)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/


....heheh

[Cha]

23. heheh is Right!

I Rec'd this post. :P within the thread I Rec'd~ So it gets on the front page..anyway!

You're kinda like a Renaissance Man..of many talents, Stan! That backbone corset looks like it could do the trick if nancy would only try it on.

[Cha]

7. A little levity here..

"And get that empty fucking suit Michael Chertoff out of here as well. That idiot couldn't organize a pissing contest in a brewery."

Now that's reaching a level of INCOMPETENCE! :rofl:

Viva Lt Gov John Garamendi! said".. he's "got some doubt about the value of President Bush coming out here" and "I just hope if he does come, he brings more than he brought to New Orleans."

Rec'd

[tjwash]

11. That was one of my dads favorite sayings.

thanks for the R by the way...

[AndyA]

8. If it's good for Bush, it's bad for America.

That pretty much sums it up. :(

[Cha]

10. But, way good for corporatemediawhores.

We can't forget those who put him up there makin' those tough decider decisions.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Sorry. Shit-fer-Brains' need for a photo-op trumps California's petty little problems.

Maybe he could be persuaded to just do a fly-over, like he did for NOLA? Or better still, he could do a fly-over of Baghdad? Several fly-overs, maybe?

I figure the LAST thing southern California needs right now is President and the Royal Entourage clogging up the routes needed for emergency vehicles and evacuations. Not that he cares, of course.

[tjwash]

13. That puke probably wouldn't sign the emergency papers...

...unless they let him put on a codpiece and strut around for a few minutes. :argh:

[Bluestar]

14. A big recommend from Orange County!

You said it better than I could. I have been seething ever since I saw Skeletor on my tv.

[YOY]

16. You want one thing he's done right?

The "No call list" for telemarketers happened under his administration.

That's about it.

Hey, I think it's one thing he's done right, but it's really a little debbie snack cake floating in a sea of human waste, isn't it?

[lutefisk]

17. If only you were Schwarzenegger's speech writer....n/t

[Cha]

19. We have Lt Gov's John Garamendi

words, though..

Lt Gov John Garamend said,that ".. he's "got some doubt about the value of President Bush coming out here" and "I just hope if he does come, he brings more than he brought to New Orleans."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2126343

[lutefisk]

20. Garamendi sounds like a master of understatement!...n/t

[Cha]

21. Yeah, a real

Sweetie!

[DCKit]

24. He could donate the cost of the trip to relief efforts.

Last I heard it cost about $650K just to get AF1 off the ground and that doesn't even begin to cover air transportation for the limos, SUVs and his posse. The cost of his trips to NO over the past few years could have completely rebuilt a couple of neighborhoods from the ground up.

No,none of us needs Resident Dumbya in ANY crisis. Just send cash you dipshit.