The most vapid, pathetic excuse for anything resembling intelligent life

[MoonRiver]

has got to be Dana Perino. I swear, I never thought anybody could be a bigger loser than Snotty, but she has done it. Well, at least she excels at something.

KO just put her in the category of Worst Person and I couldn't agree more. Dana the dunce claimed today that there are health benefits to global warming! Stupid is as stupid does, and she does it real good.

But I'm sure her equally moronic boss is pleased as punch with his little squeaky clean air head.

:banghead:

[piesRsquare]

1. Please enlighten...

What kind of "health benefits"?

I'm a pretty creative person but my imagination goes blank with this one...

[MoonRiver]

4. I don't know. I didn't see her presser.

Keith just quoted her as saying she was sure some people would criticize her for saying it, but...

[H2O Man]

8. That is simply

one of the "lightening rod" statements that the powers-that-be have some mid- to low-ranking officials toss out now and then to stir the pot of fake controversy, and to distract attention from serious issues. There is a little campaign going on now,trying to focus attention on the newest person who is paid to lie and distort reality to the corporate journalists.

[Sal Minella]

10. Apparently she said that people die from cold, and with global warming, there will be less cold for

people to die from, so global warming will be good for people. Something like that. (I don't have a TV, just know what I read).

[MoonRiver]

16. Yes, all those saved from freezing in the cold

can now roast in their oven like apartments and shantys. They won't be any more able to pay for air conditioning than they were for heat.
But let's not confuse widdle Dana with details.
:eyes:

[Sal Minella]

18. She's just parroting what she was told to say -- you look into those eyes, and it's fairly evident

she wasn't hired because of any process taking place inside the skull.

[JeffR]

2. Also, in stark contrast to Ari, Scotty and Tony

she's purdddy. Well, in an Aryan Nations sort of way, anyhow...

[NYC]

3. Health benefits to global warming?

???

[Berry Cool]

6. Because it would help keep some people from freezing to death each year.

Yep, she just got herself an A in meterology there.

[NYC]

20. That's incredible.

I wonder how any of these people sleep at night.

Thanks for telling me.

[Olney Blue]

5. Maybe Bush is trying to get a Nobel prize in medicine.

[lonestarnot]

22. Heh.

Or learning to make a diagnosis from video. Remember Terri?

[Olney Blue]

23. Oh yes. Dr. Frist's favorite House videos.

[hlthe2b]

7. Too vapid to care, I'd imagine...

Between her "looks" and her sycophancy, she's got it made. Do you really think the WH press corps will demand more than this very shallow excuse for a spokesperson?

[MoonRiver]

9. No, she'll get a free ride.

It's still disgusting watching the dunce.

[EFerrari]

11. It's time to start running in traffic and yelling about the Pod People.

:wow:

[johnnydrama]

13. benefits

Health Benefits of Global Warming = drilling in the Arctic = more yachts for oil billionaires = healthy.

[EFerrari]

15. Their twisted logic does make sense to them. That's right!

:shrug:

[Webster Green]

19. No shit!

It's like being in one of those old sci-fi flicks where half the townsfolk have had aliens take over their bodies (even the sheriff and his boys).

[NYC]

21. That probably would be appropriate now.

Nothing else seems to work.

[Bright Eyes]

12. Do we really expect more from Chimpy's mouthpiece?

[valerief]

14. Is she a Liberty University graduate maybe? nt

[Sarah Ibarruri]

17. She's a female version of Bozo the Clown. nt