A question about Rudy answered.

[alfredo]

Q: What's the difference between a national tragedy and a cow?

A: Giuliani doesn't know how to milk a cow.

[ccpup]

1. I'm sorry

but isn't he married to Judith Nathan now? :shrug:

[alfredo]

7. You're a bad boy/girl.

[ccpup]

8. yep

I'm a bad boy ... but I only said that because she tried to horn in on an Anniversary party we were having at LeCirque (before it was LeCirque2000) and tried to guzzle our champagne and shovel up our caviar! We were like "who the hell are you and why did you sit your money-grubbing ass down at our table? Hit the road!"

She wasn't pleased and actually HUFFED before storming off. The maître d' said she did that kind of shit all the time ... trying to eat other people's food and drink their champagne.

So, yeah, in my book she's a bit of a cow.

[Pastiche423]

9. Cow is not the word I would use

to describe Judi Stish Ross Giuliani. That would be much, much too kind.

I 1st met Judi when she was married to Jeffrey Ross and f'ing my friend Bruce Nathan. Ms "Look At Me I'm The Next Jackie O" alienated Bruce from all of his friends, including my next door neighbor, who went to school w/him from elementary school through HS. And whose families vacationed together.

Too bad we din't have camera phones back then. If we had, all of America could see ALL of Mrs. Judi Stish Ross Giuliani. (But one of my friends does have a picture of her humping Bruce in broad daylight on a cruise when she was still married to Jeffrey) She was a gold-digging skank that slammed and stomped all over anyone that got in her way to become the next Jackie O.

She doesn't rate a doghouse, much less the White House.

[alfredo]

11. Talk about feeling a sense of entitlement.

[Didereaux]

2. can I borrow that joke? looks like a Stan the Stupid Virus opportunity to me! heh

[Swamp Rat]

3. Bzzt! The correct answer is: 9-11

[liberal N proud]

4. lol

[renie408]

5. Good one. n/t

[CrispyQ]

6. Zang!

:thumbsup:

[Didereaux]

10. Here ya go Alfredo and THANKS! heheh

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/

[alfredo]

12. Ha!! I think they have been seen at Tavern on the Green.