Don't taze me, bro!

[The Backlash Cometh]

Don't phase me, bro.
Don't haze me, bro!
Don't craze me, bro!
Don't raze me, bro!
Don't laze me, bro!
Don't daze me, bro!
Don't gaze me, bro!

Did you all happen to notice there's lots of a potential here for a rap song?

[Demeter]

1. You Amaze Me, Bro!

and you asked for it, so don't complain!

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Okay, you da man.

[Demeter]

9. Not Any Such Thing, Neither!

Don't you recognize a goddess when you see one?

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Well, I meant "man" in a "woman with balls," kind of way.

[Demeter]

16. I'm Flattered, I Guess

These darn kids nowadays and their argot....

[The Backlash Cometh]

17. You should be flattered. The alternative is, well, the alternative is

Nancy Pelosi.

[Demeter]

18. At Least We Are Spared That

So, are you single, you sweet-talker you?

[The Backlash Cometh]

19. Um. I'm no Nancy Pelosi.

If you get my drift. One of the sisterine with hubby in tow.

[Demeter]

20. Congrats Then!

[kdmorris]

2. No, I didn't.

:bounce:

[nightrider767]

3. I think the song would be too rigid

Any three lines would make a fine chorus. You could even just go ahead and complete the list on the next chorus, or just draw from the list in random order as you saw fit.

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. I see using it less rigidly.

Like:

Amaze me, taze me, daze me, bro.

It's a song about love?

[seabeyond]

6. poor attitude, in line for a taze yourself. how DARE you to question a good tasering

eyes to the ground, tail between your legs, be intimidate, no speaking out against tasering or your attitude requires a good taze

[lame54]

7. great - they can turn it into a McDonald's commercial

[WillyT]

8. Don't Glaze Me, Bro !!!

:evilgrin:

[lame54]

10. sounds like a gay porn

[bluerum]

11. did you mean crap song?

[NJCher]

12. I will get this to Jay-Z immediately!

Cher

[The Backlash Cometh]

14. Okay, how is this:

Don't taze me, bro
Amaze me.

Phase it out, blaze it in.
But don't taze me.

Got to daze and gaze and raise me.

Gaze it left, gaze it right
Don't haze, don't laze
And most of all,
Don't taze me, Broooooooooooo

Who da man, now?

[MrCoffee]

15. you don't faze me, bro.