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Mon Nov-19-07 02:52 PM
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CAPTION the spuds and the dud |
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:54 PM
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1. "Where's all the parts |
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to these Mr. Potato Heads?"
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:55 PM
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2. Bush's conscience is represented by imaginary spirits on his shoulders. |
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"Good" is represented by a white-shirted police officer, while "evil" wears red. Here "evil" has pursuaded Bush to steal potatoes from a homeless shelter.
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:55 PM
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3. No WMDs Here Either ... DAMMIT, LAURA! |
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:56 PM
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4. "Lift with your back, not your knees, right?" |
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The lady: "Sure, that's right, hon. Just pick up that box and put it behind you with the others. *giggle*"
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:57 PM
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5. "P-o-t-a-t-o-e. Dan sure screwed up in the classroom. That's something I would |
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:57 PM
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Something I kin relate to!
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:57 PM
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7. Dammit! I knew that immigration thing would make me do some work! |
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:58 PM
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8. Let's give the black guy in the other room something to do, huh Laura? |
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Mon Nov-19-07 02:59 PM
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9. "You're lookin' at my ass again, aren't you? Ore-ida!" |
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Now if these spuds would stop looking at me...
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:01 PM
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10. "I just heard the Irish need these, something about a famine." |
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:03 PM
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These here is prostitute taters. SEE! They say I da ho on the box!"
Sorry-could not resist. :P
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:04 PM
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12. "Mr. Potato head picks up his family for T'Giving"... |
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Most work the SOB has ever done!
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:05 PM
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13. Potato story from the internets --- |
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You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called Yam.
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like Hot Potato, and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her. But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, Frito Lay.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P. U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a... Common-Tater!
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:24 PM
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16. This year for Thanksgiving dinner --- plastic turkey and baked potatoes. |
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:48 PM
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20. Thanks deserves some attention |
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:06 PM
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14. Laura's thought -- "In over his head no matter what they got 'im doin." |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 03:08 PM by Mr_Jefferson_24
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:12 PM
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15. "Watch me pretend to do some hard wurk" |
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Of course, they way that idiot is going at it, he'll throw his back out. That would be so sad. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:26 PM
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17. "Mommy... Daddy... Jebbie... Yep, all there!" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:31 PM
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18. "Someone sneaking up behind me. I'll just crush his skull." |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 03:32 PM by Perry Logan
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:45 PM
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19. "Is this the turkey or the stuffing?" |
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Mon Nov-19-07 03:52 PM
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21. "Umm gonna get mah sling-blade and make sum French fri-i-ied pertaters. MmmmHmm." |
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Edited on Mon Nov-19-07 03:52 PM by Deep13
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Mon Nov-19-07 04:22 PM
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22. Idaho potatoes. What an ironic prop for a Smirky photo-op. |
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Idaho potatoes are one of the last remaining items produced by Americans for Americans. BushCo has succeeded in their never ending war on the middle class to send the production of most other formerly "Made in USA" items overseas. And now the foreign producers send it back to us laced with poison and other contaminants and the BushCo regime doesn't even have a functional Consumer Product Safety Commission or Department of Agriculture to look out for our well-being any more. All part of the BushCo Master Plan.
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