L. Coyote
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:18 AM
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What is the best bumper sticker you have seen, and the best you can imagine too? |
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Just to also have a focus other than on the most idiotic, what would you like to see on that bumper in your face?
I enjoy Whirled Peas every time, but we need a few new variants on that old delight. So, get creative, and think, think....
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:21 AM
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1. "GOP: The only thing we have is fear itself" |
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I submitted that one to some bumper sticker website in 2004.
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:22 AM
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Seen: "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move." Imagined: "Impeach Bush. Just shoot the other motherfucker."
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:48 AM
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13. I've seen that one and can imagine that one! |
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:26 AM
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3. I still have on my old car "Bush is not a Crackhead Anymore" |
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Gets a lot of smiles from other motorists.
I think a pee boy decal with him peeing on the word Cheap Labor Conservatives would be funny as hell..
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:35 AM
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7. You could call it -- "the real GOP trickle down economics" n/t |
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:26 AM
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Impeachment, step one, of twelve.
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:32 AM
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I see around our town.... "Don't blame me, I DIDN'T vote for the idiot"
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:42 AM
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8. Love your avatar, jane. I'm a Squidbillies junkie, too. |
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:46 AM
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I lurve me some Squidbillies!!! :loveya:
"Do not touch the trim!" :rofl:
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:33 AM
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6. The best one I've seen on the streets is, "George W. Bush is a punk-ass bitch." |
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I saw it in downtown Chicago a couple of summers ago.
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:45 AM
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L. Coyote
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:45 AM
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10. This one is too long, but maybe you have a better variant |
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I donate $3.00 a gallon to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Maybe "Roundup the Corrupt Bastards Club"
Or, "#3.00 a gallon!! Bring back blow jobs."
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:47 AM
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12. The one I see the most is Bush riding in a tank, saying "WTF?". |
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It always makes me laugh. I'd like to see Bush as Alfred E. Newman, but I suppose there's a copyright issue with that one.
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Sat Nov-24-07 11:48 AM
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14. "I brew the beer I drink" |
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It's on the back of my car.
That and my "FC Bayern Munchen" sticker.
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Sat Nov-24-07 12:04 PM
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15. Caution. I brake for insects |
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Entomologists are funny people
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Sat Nov-24-07 12:05 PM
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16. I remember seeing one awhile back that actually made me laugh out loud. |
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He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:54 PM
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:05 PM
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17. 'Your silence will not protect you' |
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'Ignore your rights and they will go away' Two of my favorites. Peace, Kim
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:06 PM
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18. "Jesus Loves You! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!" |
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:34 PM
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19. It wasn't the bumpersticker, it was the situation. I was driving down |
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highway 31 from Louisville to Bardstown. Coming into a valley I could see some blue smoke ahead. As I approached I saw it was a car belching huge amounts of smoke. Close behind, in fact tailgating the smoking car was another car. As I approached I noticed this sticker:
I'm behind Ollie North
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:37 PM
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20. I remember seeing a pair of bumper stickers I thought worked well together. |
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Edited on Sat Nov-24-07 01:38 PM by Basileus Basileon
The one on the right was "Jesus is the answer!" Standard fundie sticker, often next to a sticker of the Jesus fish eating the Darwin fish or something like that. What I liked was the sticker to the left of it: "War is not the answer."
It was parked at a nearby church. I have great respect for Christians who actually believe in peace, love, charity, and the sanctity of the lives of foreigners as well as Americans.
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:40 PM
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21. I really like mine ... GW Bush: How Dumb is TOO Dumb? |
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Sat Nov-24-07 01:50 PM
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22. That is a classic. Cheney: How Evil is TOO Evil? - - - Others: |
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Ted Stevens: How Corrupt is TOO Corrupt?
Larry Craig: How Horny is TOO Horny?
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:03 PM
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23. My absolute favorite is |
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Would somebody give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him.
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:46 PM
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24. 1-20-09 Regime Change |
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just hope it isn't Ghoulliani or Romney.
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:47 PM
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25. I saw one that read "Visualize using your turn indicator." |
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:48 PM
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26. God Bless America, too |
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Sat Nov-24-07 02:52 PM
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27. "Madame President" -- Get used to it! |
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Not a bumper sticker yet, but it soon will be, I'm sure. I saw this slogan on a Hillary Clinton calendar the other day.
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Sat Nov-24-07 06:20 PM
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29. "Don't blame me - I voted for the smart one" |
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Sat Nov-24-07 07:38 PM
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30. "My Bush Sheds its Own Blood" |
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saw that one recently and it cracked me up! :rofl:
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Sat Nov-24-07 07:50 PM
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31. I've long wanted one that said |
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"Put the Christ Back into Christianity"
(and I'm a secular Jew).
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Sat Nov-24-07 07:51 PM
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32. Darwin Loves You! n/t |
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Sat Nov-24-07 07:51 PM
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33. "If you can read this, you're too close" written in braille. |
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Sat Nov-24-07 07:59 PM
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34. Here's a local San Diego one I found quite funny |
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"My child was Citizen of the Month at King Stahlman's Bail Bonds"
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