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Tue Nov-27-07 03:10 PM
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Poll question: Are garden gnomes the definitive, underrepresented minority? |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:11 PM
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:11 PM
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2. There are as many garden gnomes in Congress as atheists |
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And the garden gnome didn't have to win seventeen times in a safe district before he could admit it ;)
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM
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3. Thousands of garden gnomes are abducted every year. |
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Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM by quantessd
And the news routinely ignores these missing-gnomes cases.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM
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4. Someone needs to ask Mitt Romney if there will be a garden gnome in his cabinet. |
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Or at least some lower level position such as elevator operator in the West Wing.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:25 PM
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14. Yes, and he should be asked by a snowman |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:27 PM
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17. If a gnome falls in the garden and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound? |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:30 PM
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21. Only if it falls down with another male gnome. |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:34 PM
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25. gay gnomes? Does Larry Craig know? |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:35 PM
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26. Larry Craig WAS the other male gnome. |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:36 PM
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27. In that case does Ted Haggard know? |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:16 PM
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5. Yes, and they are clearly discriminated against. |
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For example, we have a Tomb of the Un-gnome Soldier!
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:33 PM
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:18 PM
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6. Our house is surrounded (protected) by gnomes |
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My wife has them in the landscaping, around the trees and on the patio. They do a fine job, whatever job it is that they do.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:20 PM
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9. Are you exploiting those gnomes? |
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Are your gnomes in this nation legally, and are you paying social security for them?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:22 PM
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I don't know where they came from. We just got up one day and there they were.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PM
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15. Your nomination as Attorney General is in serious jeopardy, but only if you're a Democrat. |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:31 PM
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22. Actually, I can't recall any gnomes on our property ever |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:33 PM
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24. And all documents containing evidence to the contrary are shrinkwrapped |
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and stored in daddy's library.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:19 PM
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7. I have a large collection of Garden Gnomes |
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They are not covered by the 14th Amendment so I can keep them as long as I want and they can scare away the bunny rabbits.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:19 PM
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8. Are you suggesting that we have a garden gnome gap? |
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Is there a need for more garden gnome representation on the president's cabinet?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:23 PM
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12. I dont care if they are on the cabinet |
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As long as they are not in my neighborhood (unless they are in my lawn).
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:24 PM
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13. They better stay away from my daughter too! |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:27 PM
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16. What if they speak gnome instead of English? |
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Is it still ok for them to be on the cabinet then?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PM
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18. These SOB's better learn some English |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:30 PM
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20. Shakes head silently. |
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I never thought I'd see the day when garden gnomes were so discriminated against on a supposedly progressive board....
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:21 PM
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10. Garden Gnomes: the quiet & extremely, nonconfrontational types? |
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No, I'd say they are well represented in Congress, at least on the Dem side...:eyes:
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PM
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19. I think that the average garden gnome is more effective than that. |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:38 PM
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28. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge rather than GD? |
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:45 PM
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29. Absolutely not! I considered putting this in GD Politics ... or the NY Times. |
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But it seemed perfect here.
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Tue Nov-27-07 05:04 PM
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30. My Gnomes are for Kucinich |
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Tue Nov-27-07 05:08 PM
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31. Only the ones married to statuesque redheads.. |
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this discounts the Travelocity dude.
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