The ultimate "Let's make shit up about Hugo Chavez" Thread

[devilgrrl]

Come on kids! Let's do the US Corporate Media outlets a favor and make shit up about Hugo Chavez. It's pretty obvious that they want us to hate the guy in hope invading Venezuela, so don't hold back, let's see what sticks after throwing shit against a wall.

Don't worry, I'll post a "Let's make shit up about Iran" thread next week just to be fair.

I'll start off the festivities with "Hugo Chavez wants to legalize CHILD LABOR!!!!" :wow:

:popcorn:

[stranger81]

1. Hugo Chavez hates cute furry puppies and ice cream [n/t]

[Hissyspit]

79. Hugo Chavez EATS cute furry puppies and ice cream. n/t

[lazyriver]

82. Hugo Chavez eats cute furry puppies but hates ice cream. n/t

[Kurovski]

119. Hugo Chavez feeds ice cream to cute furry puppies then eats them.

[Wednesdays]

247. Hugo Chavez eats cute furry puppy ice cream

[Kucinich4America]

154. Well of course.

Frozen yogurt goes much better with puppies.
Er, so Hugo Chavez told me last week at the "Enemies of The Great Satan International Conference"

[MNDemNY]

2. Hugo Chavez biggest $ supporter of Mitt Romney.

[Bolo Boffin]

3. Hugo Chavez respects dissent in his country!!

We are making shit up, aren't we?

[devilgrrl]

15. I have a suspicion that that one will stick.... much to your chagrin.

:cry:

[countryjake]

285. Hugo Chavez wants to be kidnapped! He's a masochist!!1

That follows with your reasoning, right?

[Ohio Joe]

4. Hugo ate the love child we had together - nt

[LynneSin]

5. I heard the tears of Hugo Chavez causes cancer

and that only the tears of Chuck Norris can cure it

:eyes:

[DS1]

6. Hugo Chavez's 'tread lightly' campaign resulted in his tires being

fitted with the fingertips of his opponents

[Wildewolfe]

7. Hugu Chavez is...

Poppy bushes love child... you know... the one who didn't get the lobotomy.

[Richard Steele]

8. He charged the taxpayers hundred$ of thousand$ for his trysts with Judi Guilani!

[Bright Eyes]

9. Hugo Chavez and Hillary Clinton are the same person!!1!!1

[JuniperLea]

90. I've never seen them in the same room together!

You must be right!

[KaptBunnyPants]

265. That's why she refuses to meet with him!

[Gold Metal Flake]

10. Chavez is making a change to the constitution to make himself dictator.

He has locked down the media.

He has created a dispute with the Columbian president for no reason.

He is suppressing his own people.

Question before continuing: just how stupid should the made up shit be?

[shadowknows69]

11. Hugo Chavez has a brigade of flying monkeys to do his bidding.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. Hugo Chavez is a dictator.

Hugo Chavez hates democracy.

Hugo Chavez rules by decree.

Hugo Chavez steals TV stations.

[The Traveler]

13. He was seen with Barack Obama

munching on beans and tofu and discussing their plans for the Vegan Jihad.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Hugo Chavez leave the toilet seat up!!

[seemslikeadream]

16. He puts razor blades in Halloween candy

[blondeatlast]

17. I'd rather make shit up about Ron Paul cause either way his groupies would react to it. nt

[devilgrrl]

38. Excellent idea!

Oh Ron Paul, he's so awesome!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

18. Hugo Chavez was one of the Watergate burglars

[superduperfarleft]

19. Hugo Chavez turned me into a newt.

[Gabi Hayes]

117. BURN him! he's a WITCH!

[FatDave]

122. You don't look like a newt.

[Lautremont]

147. He got better.

[Captain Angry]

165. As soon as I saw this thread, I opened it.

And the first thing I did was search for the word newt.

I'm glad I found it, and that you all took it to the logical end.

:-)

[Seabiscuit]

218. Sometimes he feels like a newt, sometimes he don't.

[Bolo Boffin]

20. Hugo Chavez will be happy to relinquish power once his term of office is over! n/t

[devilgrrl]

25. Let's see how * handles his departure.

:hi:

[BushOut06]

21. Hugo Chavez supports Ron Paul

Hugo Chavez has the largest collection of "Google Ron Paul" signs in the world. He also has a life-sized cardboard cutout of Ron Paul above his bed.

[Warpy]

22. Hugo Chavez broke into Area 51 with Bill and Hillary Clinton

and used their Wayback machine to send the Titanic into that iceberg!

[seemslikeadream]

23. I've heard he loves dressing in womens clothing

and was seen in the 70's at a bathhouse watching Bette Midler

[Kurovski]

68. Hugo Chavez has a very wide stance indeed.

[rucky]

24. Hugo Chavez contains lead-based paint.

[NewJeffCT]

26. Hugo Chavez really shot JFK

on the grassy knoll.

[shance]

40. Chavez was also seen at Ford's Theatre along with Abe and wife Mary Todd

on the night of Lincoln's assassination.

Mr. Chavez gets around.

[NewJeffCT]

44. He was one of Brutus' co-conspirators that killed Caesar on the Ides of March

[shance]

47. Wow. So they've confirmed this?

drip, drip drip........

;)

[EFerrari]

262. Hugo Chavez has a lean and hungry look.

:rofl:

[cali]

27. cute way to try and

short circuit any criticism of Chavez- including thoughtful, non-right wing MSM criticism. Unless you believe that Chavez is infallible and any criticism of him is a sin against the left.

[devilgrrl]

31. I'm glad you find it adorable :-)

:hi:

[here_is_to_hope]

103. If it doent praise Hillary, cali dont likey...n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

118. what I like best is the typical use of false choices, those involving norhing

between the extremes:

if you believe the MSM is attempting to influence the election coming up in a few days by RATCHETING up the propaganda against Chavez, you MUST BE an idolator

there are NO other alternatives

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

42. Does the Fire Inspector know you've stuffed so many strawmen into a single post?

[noamnety]

164. Hugo Chavez IS the Fire Inspector

and if you don't like America he will report you to the authorities.

[Wednesdays]

248. Hugo Chavez isn't the Fire Inspector, he's a pyromaniac

and he likes to set his own body parts on fire.

[noamnety]

259. Afterwards, he treats his own burns

with butter.

[Richard Steele]

207. Lighten up, Francis!

nm

[Marr]

235. Almost as cute as the pieces of false propaganda put forward

on this forum by morons who suck up everything the corporate media tells them.

I don't even bother contributing to the inevitable debunking of these stories anymore, as the people who post them show an amazing ability to ignore inconvenient facts and just repost the same garbage later on.

[leftist_not_liberal]

267. oxymoron alert

"non-right wing MSM"

just sayin'

[rug]

28. Hugo Chavez' first name is Hugo.

[AuntPatsy]

29. I don't honestly know much about him to be honest, only from Du, rarely do I give

any media outlet the time to listen to their views so all I have to go on concerning Chavez is my sister in law who lived down there several years ago for over a year, granted she was in a camp set up for Americans as her husband worked on the rigs but she did get out'

I said this once before and people got mad, makes no difference to me honestly since what he does does not effect the country that I live in but according to her, she states to me that the people she met there didn't like him

Not sure she even knew why, but considering he was elected I would assume some do, who knows but I do wonder why so much is said to attack Chavez when so many other countries deserve such treatment, all I can think it has to do with is that "OIL" is the reason..

We do have American companies who drilled there or we did, not even sure if we still do...

But what leaves me more puzzled is why so many Dur's seem to care either way since not a day goes by where someone is not talking about him?

[BushOut06]

30. Hugo Chavez kicked Chuck Norris's ass once

n/t

[NewJeffCT]

52. ROFL

thanks for that one.

[DS1]

Hugo Chavez has a replica Ned Beatty bent over his desk

There'll be no Monica scandals for Hugo Chavez!

[dbackjon]

32. Hugo Chavez supports Democracy

[dbackjon]

35. Hugo Chavez is a friend to the United States

[devilgrrl]

36. Oooh clever!

Say, did you make that up yourself?

:popcorn:

[JackintheGreen]

33. Hugo Chavez has a HUGE-O chavez

if you know what I'm saying...

[seemslikeadream]

34. I think he wants to legalize pot also

[seemslikeadream]

37. And he doesn't want the revolution televised

[YoungDUer]

39. The Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

:)

[AlCzervik]

41. He carved my Roast beef before allowing it to rest.

now it's all dry.

[LSK]

43. Hugo Chavez is Bill O'Reilly in disguise

[seemslikeadream]

53. Is that why you never see them together?

[LSK]

63. yes but FOX Security knows the truth

[devilgrrl]

45. Hugo Chavez blew Bill Clinton!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

46. Hugo Chavez shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

59. He also shot the sheriff.

But not the deputy.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

69. The hell he didn't! He shot the deputy, and framed Muma Abu Jamal for it!

[DRoseDARs]

205. In live in Reno and I saw him do it! IM SERIES!!1

eom

[NewJeffCT]

48. Hugo Chavez is Jeff Gannon's top client

[johnfunk]

291. ... and Jeff Gannon PAID Hugo Chavez, it was that good!

[seemslikeadream]

49. Hugo drives a Yugo

while drinking Irish whiskey

[flvegan]

50. Hugo Chavez is the father of Britney Spears' baby.

[EstimatedProphet]

51. Chavez wears underwear made from Ronald Reagan's skin

[robertpaulsen]

129. Really? Is Chavez the real Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs?

"It places the Reagan on it's skin or else it gets the hose!"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

54. His full name is Hugo Rafael Chavez Frias Nader Kucinich. n/t

[cherokeeprogressive]

55. Chavez Goes Down Bigtime on Sunday and His Govt. Steals the Results.

[robertpaulsen]

329. Did you enjoy eating the eggs that Chavez spilled on your face?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Straight Story]

56. He is a great leader and thinks only of others and has no dictator like desires

:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

58. But according to the Corporate Media - that isn't true!!!!!

You must be watching too much Amy Goodman!!!!!

:rofl:

[seemslikeadream]

57. He wears white shoes after Labor Day

[shance]

62. That's it. The reality is simply too much.

As are the white shoes after Labor Day.

I simply cannot defend such indefensible acts.

[Swamp Rat]

60. Hugo Chavez es el Diablo.

[1932]

219. I heard he was el chupacabra

[EFerrari]

304. LOL!

:rofl:

[seemslikeadream]

61. He carries around a picture of Marie Osmond in his wallet

[Kurovski]

64. Hugo Chavez is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.

[robertpaulsen]

88. Back in the 90's, he had a threesome with Monica Lewinsky & Linda Tripp.

Then he blamed it on the Clenis!

[Kurovski]

101. Impeach! Impeach!

Think of the children!

[robertpaulsen]

107. Impeachment would be nice, but Hugo has taken it off the table.

[1932]

220. ...and he had his wife's ex law partner shot.

[iamthebandfanman]

65. just outa curiousity

what reason would the MSM have to make up things about him ?
the oil ?
or just the fact that hes socialist ?

im confused about this conspiracy against chavez.

im just wondering as the MSM usually only does things to benefit themselves... just wondering what personal interest they have

[bhikkhu]

184. an enemy with "name recognition" is good press. n/t

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

66. He wants to wipe the state of New Jersey off the map...

...at least that's what FBI translators claim -- so I figure it must be true.

[robertpaulsen]

105. He did...until he converted Jim McGreevey into a homosexual.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

131. I'd forgotten all about that...

...Technically, if I'm not mistaken, the Patriot Act permits us to burn McGreevey as a witch -- that is, of course, if he weighs more than a duck.

[robertpaulsen]

132. And I forgot Hugo Chavez wrote the Patriot Act!

[1932]

221. ...and his father MANAGED the factory he worked in.

[BushLiesDaily]

111. Didn't our own Air National Guard beat him to it?

Or at least the Pine Barrens in S.J?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

133. That was just a shot across the bow --- or a flare in the forest, as it were...

...Hugo wants the tolls lowered on the Garden State Expressway, and he means business.

[Kurovski]

67. Hugo Chavez went bowling with Saddam Hussein from 1998 to 2001.

[Kurovski]

70. Hugo Chavez is really Carlos Mencia.

[FatDave]

124. Alright, now you've gone to far!

[EFerrari]

152. Now I will have to report you to my handlers.

:rofl:

[L. Coyote]

71. Everything they said about Castro. Just substitute the names.

Of course, they tried to overthrow Castro more times.
Sorry Huggie, you are only #2 on that list, topping Saddam at least! :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

72. He's the bomber in Hillary's campaign office

kind of current there.

[Kurovski]

73. Hugo Chavez outed Valerie Plame.

Bush plans on firing him.

[johnfunk]

290. Hugo Chavez DATED Valerie Plame

[Monk06]

297. No, he dated Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Kurovski]

74. Hugo Chavez bought put options on the airlines the day before 9/11.

[MNDemNY]

75. Hugo has a very wide stance.

[Kurovski]

76. Indeed.

[here_is_to_hope]

77. He plays Fender guitars! YUCK!

And I hear he once dated Chrissy from the Pretenders...jes' sayin'...

[redqueen]

78. He's going to be the end of us all!

[siri2k]

80. K&R. n/t

[superkia]

81. He has his own oil, runs things to his liking and wont go along...

with the elites and a new world order so he has to go like Saddam. I guess America was grumbling too much about Iran so they are switching it up and seeing if we will go for taking out Chavez instead. What a country!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

83. He allows GAYS in the MILITARY! and will allow GAY MARRIAGE

and thinks some parts of the bible are just stories!

[Donnachaidh]

84. He was paired with Ann Coulter for the next Dancing with the Stars

But Hugo refused. He'd rather not dance with someone butch-er than he is. :wow:

[robertpaulsen]

85. 2001 anthrax attacks? Yep, it was Hugo!

[MNDemNY]

86. Hugo's been a naughty boy, a nasty, naughty boy.

[devilgrrl]

87. Hugo Chavez wears women's clothing like Rudy Guiliani

:popcorn:

[Kurovski]

116. They've been known to dress in matching outfits

and sing the "sisters" number from Holiday Inn.

[robertpaulsen]

89. Hugo killed Stacy AND Laci Peterson!

And he drowned Kathleen Savio too!

[Kingshakabobo]

91. Given the chance, Hugo Chavez would kill YOU and everyone you love.

[EFerrari]

144. But not before he searched your pockets.

:rofl:

[1932]

223. ...and Caracas is only a two day march from the Mexican border.

[NashVegas]

92. I Heard He Has Chronic Halitosis

just sayin' ...

[JuniperLea]

93. Hugo Chavez is ugly and his mother dresses him funny... eom

[JuniperLea]

94. Hugo Chavez broke up the Beatles... eom

[robertpaulsen]

110. And he gave a copy of Catcher in the Rye to Mark Chapman.

[JuniperLea]

128. Now, that's damn evil! eom

[JuniperLea]

95. Hugo Chavez stole the Lindberg baby! eom

[L. Coyote]

96. Hugo Chavez secretly supports Bush and Cheney!

[BushOut06]

97. Hugo Chavez fathered Britney Spear's baby

And Anna Nicole Smith's as well.

[KG]

98. Hugo Chavez breads his fried chicken with corn flakes!

[balantz]

99. Chavez and Cheney are distant cousins?

And shrub is their grandmonkey.

[KG]

100. Hugo Chavez eats at Olive Garden!

[MrMickeysMom]

102. Every time you pump at the Citco, a kitten dies...

[seemslikeadream]

114. and every time you pimp at Citco he gets a cut

[Politicub]

104. Hugo Chavez ate my balls

in Caracas right after his dear mum told me the joke about the aristocrats - twice!

[FatDave]

120. Curse you, I was gonna make that joke!

Now I have to come up with something else.

[BulletproofLandshark]

106. Hugo Chavez is responsible for the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" clip now making its way across the internets

Those who don't know what I'm talking about are probably better off that way.

[Prophet 451]

108. Hugo Chavez travelled back in time

and sank the Titanic. Not only that but he committed the murders later pinned on Jack the Ripper, blew up the Hindenberg, encouraged Hulk Hogan to take up wrestling and stole your newspaper this morning.

[hunter]

109. Hugo Chavez killed Santa Claus.

Ho, ho, ho.

[EFerrari]

159. I thought that was Bambi.

:rofl:

[BushLiesDaily]

112. Hugo Chavez hates George Bush, basically calls him the devil,

has returned the oil wealth of his country to its people, and has threatened to shut off oil shipments to us if we bomb Iran...

On top of that, he has delivered heating oil to poor New Englanders, and offered to send help to the Katrina victims!!!

Now, if THOSE claims do not make the most PREPOSTEROUS on this chain, I give up...

Oh wait...

[seemslikeadream]

113. LEAVE HUGO ALONE HE'S A HUMAN BEING!!

[fascisthunter]

115. Hugo Chavez is really Bin Laden...

and knows where those "WMDs" are. He also lied us all into the war, and is secretly a right winger who enables the White House.

[Bjorn Against]

121. Hugo Chavez is nothing but a Bush toady.

I hear he is Dick Cheney's golf buddy too.

[Chulanowa]

123. Hugo Chavez shot JR

Hugo Chavez is the #3 cause of global warming, after automobile exhaust and Willard Scott's visits to random bean festivals.

Hugo Chavez is my baby's daddy.

Hugo Chavez invented the internet.

Hugo Chavez is actually Jackie Chan in a clever disguise.

Hugo Chavez once ate over 300 uncooked hot dogs - and asked for seconds.

Hugo Chavez does not know the meaning of the word "quit." The word "gnarly" also eludes him.

Hugo Chavez began his life in an axlotl tank in the year 23,190 AD. Why he is here, and why now, only the Tleilaxu know.

Hugo Chavez is the one who mails you all those freaking AOL CD's.

Hugo Chavez will play for Bar Mitzvahs.

[northzax]

125. Hugo Chavez is not trying to be a dictator

oh wait,..

[robertpaulsen]

330. Oh wait, Chavez wants to play an instrument to assuage your fears.

:nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity:

[FatDave]

126. Hugo Chavez founded the United Farm Workers Union!

[robertpaulsen]

127. Hugo Chavez started a boycott on the Dixie Chicks.

And he LOVES Toby Keith!

[redqueen]

130. Hugo Chavez is JUST LIKE BUSH!

[Sabriel]

134. He returned his prom dress to the store...AFTER the prom!

And he claimed he didn't wear it!

[NuttyFluffers]

135. Hugo wears polyester blend pleated pants, with white sneakers!

the horror, the horror...

[devilgrrl]

136. Hugo Chavez spied for the New England Patriots!!!!!!

:popcorn:

[devilgrrl]

137. Hugo Chavez ghost wrote Judith Miller's articles about WMD's for the NYTimes

:popcorn:

[WheelWalker]

138. Hugo Chavez picks his friends' noses and eats their buggers.

[EFerrari]

163. Hugo Chavez is cheap.

:rofl:

[Tulum_Moon]

139. He is a saint

Yes, we all agree!

[devilgrrl]

146. He plays for New Orleans???

Well... he's not much of a quarterback this season. :spray:

[EFerrari]

166. Maybe, except for the part where he's fighting the Church for gay rights.

Other than that, sure. A saint!

[devilgrrl]

140. Hugo Chavez supplied China with the lead that ended up in the paint that ended up on toys

:beer:

[1932]

141. Hugo Chavez is an anti-semite.

[devilgrrl]

145. Well, I did hear that he's Al Qaeda and behind 9/11 - so that makes totally sense.

:popcorn:

[devilgrrl]

142. Hugo Chavez will require citizens to read 'Reader's Digest' and 'Parade' magazine.

:donut:

[EFerrari]

149. Now that's just cruel.

lol

[devilgrrl]

151. See how awful he is? His detractors are so on the money!!!!

:spray:

[EFerrari]

143. I saw him at the Purple Onion and he had fishnet stockings on!

:wow:

[devilgrrl]

148. Was he with Rudy Guiliani?

Did you get pictures?

[EFerrari]

150. He was with my ex and they were slurping Dirty Mamas.

lol

[WheelWalker]

168. with Rudy's bugger on his upper lip.

[Kucinich4America]

153. Hugo Chavez is a charter member of PNAC and co wrote the PPI Manifesto with Will Marshall

That's the cruelest thing I can say about the guy.

[Blue-Jay]

155. Hugo Chavez took a shit in redstone's glovebox.

[devilgrrl]

156. Hugo Chavez wants to shrink government so small, so that you can drown it in a bathtub

:popcorn:

[HughMoran]

157. Hugo Chavez has a big cock

[devilgrrl]

158. Hugo Chavez slept with Ann Coulter!!! If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.

eom

[EFerrari]

161. And Bill Maher was in the closet the whole time.

:wow:

[devilgrrl]

160. Hugo Chavez "suicided" Ken Lay

Think about it! :think:

[EFerrari]

162. Hugo Chavez was on the grassy knoll. In fact, he WAS the grassy knoll.

[devilgrrl]

167. Hugo Chavez thinks 'The Fountainhead' is the greatest book ever written.

eom

[alittlelark]

169. Hugo Chavez had his operatives steal my Tivo remote.

They will use it to create the election results they desire by going back in time (<) and showing an alternative reality to the Venezuelan people.

That is the only possible explanation.

[MilesColtrane]

170. Chavez says on referendum for unlimited terms, "Whoever votes 'Yes' is voting for Chavez...

...and whoever votes 'No' is voting for George W. Bush...."

No, wait, he actually said that.

Sorry.

[devilgrrl]

171. So he's equating Bush with terrorists? Vote against Chavez is a vote for Bush/Osama Bin Laden!

What a freak!

[MilesColtrane]

172. More specifically,Chavez has implied that a vote against his eternal reelection...

...is a vote for Bush.

I don't see how disqualifying unlimited terms in office results in fascism.

A lot of the problems in this country are from incumbents utilizing their inherent advantage to be reelected.

[EFerrari]

176. Chavez wants to eat kittens eternally. Tabbies in especial!

/ack

[Kurovski]

173. Hugo Chavez hates rock and roll.

Hugo Chavez farts on The Bible and wears an American flag thong.

[EFerrari]

175. While listening to the Lovin Spoonful!

[EFerrari]

174. Hugo Chavez eats at the Olive Garden in his tee shirt.

[devilgrrl]

177. in 2003, Hugo Chavez stated that Iraqi's would greet US troops as Liberators.

:popcorn:

[EFerrari]

178. And, he wanted to produce a performance of The Jersey Boys in Baghdad.

[devilgrrl]

179. Hugo Chavez funds death squads in Central America for the United Fruit Company.

eom

[EFerrari]

180. Hugo Chavez sends Moonies to Congress to testify against Nicaragua.

:)

[devilgrrl]

182. And with the assistance of those Moonies, he'll start his own media empire...

His newspaper will be called 'The Caracas Times' featuring op eds by Johan Goldberg, Kathleen Parker and Rich Lowry

[devilgrrl]

181. Hugo Chavez believes in 'trickle-down' economic policies...

he wants massive tax breaks for the rich.

[devilgrrl]

183. Hugo Chavez doesn't believe in EVOLUTION!!!

and that a woman's place is in the home.

[devilgrrl]

185. Hugo Chavez is backing Fred Thompson in 2008!

eom

[devilgrrl]

186. Hugo Chavez murdered Jon Benet Ramsey

eom

[eridani]

213. And Albus Dumbledore n/t

[krispos42]

187. Hugo Chavez puts the TP roll "under", not over!

And he cuts his sandwiches diagonally, the bastard!

[devilgrrl]

188. Hugo Chavez gets $400 hair cuts and lives in a huge house.

eom

[EFerrari]

189. Hugo Chavez is eavesdropping on you now.

[devilgrrl]

190. Hugo Chavez drives a HUMMER and smokes cigarettes.

eom

[devilgrrl]

191. Hugo Chavez is against arming teachers

he'll steal guns from cold dead hands.

[EFerrari]

192. Hugo Chavez stuffs turkeys!

[dailykoff]

193. Hugo Chavez's gardner doesn't have a green card.

[DRoseDARs]

194. Hugo Chavez has declared war on Christmas.

eom

[robertpaulsen]

327. Hugo Chavez STOLE Christmas!

And had some help from a green guy with a tiny heart.

[DRoseDARs]

195. Hugo Chavez pushed Baby Jessica into the well.

The bastard.

[devilgrrl]

196. Hugo Chavez wants to build a wall around Venezuela using Mexican laborers.

eom

[DRoseDARs]

197. Hugo Chavez wants to build a wall around Venezuela OUT OF Mexican laborers.

And cute furry puppies, but not ice cream. Ice cream melts.

[devilgrrl]

198. Hugo Chavez listens to 1970's Classic Rock Music... just like Tony Soprano.

He's really into Journey!

[DRoseDARs]

199. Hugo Chavez is laughing, all the way to the bank.

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[DRoseDARs]

200. Everybody loves Raymond ... except Hugo Chavez.

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[EFerrari]

201. Hugo Chavez killed Dr. Spock.

[DRoseDARs]

209. And had sex with the corpse.

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[dailykoff]

202. Hugo Chavez doesn't support the troops.

[DRoseDARs]

203. Hugo Chavez wears Prada...

Here she - Miuccia Bianchi Prada, youngest granddaughter of Prada founder Mario Prada - is before he skinned her alive:

[DRoseDARs]

204. Hugo Chavez stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

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[dailykoff]

206. Hugo Chavez left the cake out in the rain.

[EFerrari]

239. Hugo Chavez hates rainy day people.

[Kurovski]

286. Hugo Chavez sank the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[EFerrari]

305. Hugo Chavez ain't feeling no pain.

:)

[Monk06]

299. and it took so long to make it ...and and.... *sniff* ....we'll never have that recipe again.

Oh No!!!! Oh No!!! oo oo oo ah ooooooo!!!

Bastard !!!!

[dailykoff]

208. Hugo Chavez doesn't pledge allegiance to the flag.

[DRoseDARs]

210. Or even wear a flag lapel.

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[reorg]

211. Hugo Chavez raped my baby daughter and then told the King of Spain to STFU about it

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

212. Hugo recently joined the Unicorn Kingdom Club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXs14WDwZE

[dailykoff]

214. Hugo Chavez has not been rated by the MPAA.

[reorg]

215. Hugo Chavez is fucking older white women in Kenya!

[ShaneGR]

216. Hugo Chavez isn't interested in being El Presidente for life

Made that up of course.

[Seabiscuit]

217. "Hugo Chavez eats live human fetuses!!!"

:wow:

[ileus]

222. He's a good leader, that watches out for his people.

[devilgrrl]

260. 66+-% of the population of Venezuela feels that he does! Shit. What are they thinking?

:crazy:

[EFerrari]

224. Hugo Chavez stole my mail.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

225. Actually, that was me.

I just wanted you to *think* it was Hugo. :evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

232. LOL You got me!

[doc03]

226. Hugo Chaves got a BJ from Monica Lewinski

[ohio2007]

227. Hugo gave her a cigar signed by Fidel.

mucho grassy ass

[doc03]

244. I heard he soaked it in cider. n/t

[Joanne98]

228. Hugo Chavez kills baby polar bears!

[doc03]

229. Hugo Chaves had sex with Janet Reno

[Name removed]

230. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Moochy]

240. Hugo Chavez Does NOT Call Bush "Mr Danger" or a donkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwka2ytMjLY

that is all.

[Moochy]

252. Hugo Chavez deleted my post!

His agents have infiltrated the mods here at DU and deleted my POST! :+

Hugo Chavez stole THE MIGHTY HOOF's Lunch money.. he should not have invested it in private Venezuelan oil fields, when his push polling firm went belly up in 1994.

[doc03]

231. Hugo Chaves had sex with my pet goat

[L. Coyote]

233. Hugo is a peaceful revolutionary who seeks to elevate a poor nation to global prominence.

Okay, I said it. No wonder he is so hated :rofl:

[Usrename]

238. Hugo Chavez's mother wears army boots.

Or was that yo mama?

[EFerrari]

258. L. Coyote is Hugo Chavez's sock puppet.

lol

:hi:

[L. Coyote]

313. LOL indeed! Well, I do have revolutionary experience!!

[slackmaster]

234. The alleged leaked CIA memo never existed

Chavez' people fabricated the story about the plot, and floated the story to garner sympathy for him in Sunday's election.

[EFerrari]

242. Hugo Chavez made the New York Times lie on Friday to boost his popularity.

Today, it's someone else's turn.

[immoderate]

236. Hugo Chavez burned his draft card. then he sold his WMDs to Saddam Hussein.

--IMM

[Ilsa]

237. Hugo Chavez slipped Santa some LSD. And Mitt Romney some LDS. nt

[EFerrari]

241. Hugo Chavez took my T Bird away.

The bastard.

[KingFlorez]

243. Hugo Chavez shot JR Ewing!

Oh, the horror!

[devilgrrl]

245. Hugo Chavez sold coke to Bush

:popcorn:

[NoGOPZone]

246. Hugo Chavez is responsible for the writer's strike nt

[XemaSab]

249. Hugo Chavez doesn't know which fork to use!

:o

[EFerrari]

263. Are you kidding? HUGO CHAVEZ EATS CHEESE BURGERS!

:hi:

[XemaSab]

271. :lol:

:D

[farmbo]

250. WP: "Foes Use Chavez's PoofterTies to Fuel Rumors About Him"

:shrug:

[farmbo]

251. Chuck Norris stopped Chavez from soiling the entire female population of Uruguay!

:bounce:

[Orwellian_Ghost]

253. Let's not forget

the fact that he has destroyed the CIA funded John Wayne Museum in Caracas and ahs a bounty on Pat Boone's head. I believe Chavez has also banned milk and motherhood but does allow for clandestine groups to make butter.

Americans are the most propagndized people in the history of history. This includes many "well-educated" folks and liberals.

[EFerrari]

256. The history of history is a Chavista plot!

:wow:

[EFerrari]

254. Hugo Chavez uses iron clad frying pans!

:wow:

[Wednesdays]

255. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hugo Chavez!

1. Hugo Chavez will often glow under UV light.!
2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Hugo Chavez!
3. Donald Duck's middle name is Hugo Chavez.
4. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Hugo Chavez is near.
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Hugo Chavez'.
6. Banging your head against Hugo Chavez uses 150 calories an hour.
7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Hugo Chavez is blue.
8. To check whether Hugo Chavez is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Hugo Chavez will sink, and fresh Hugo Chavez will float!
9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Hugo Chavez.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Hugo Chavez on New Year's Day.

[EFerrari]

257. Duzy!

:applause:

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

261. Hugo Chavez is stealing my cable!

:wow:

[devilgrrl]

264. Hugo Chavez is a "Moderate" Democrat...

he's farther to the right than Arlen Spector.

[devilgrrl]

266. Hugo Chavez allows women to breast feed in public!

:scared:

[leftist_not_liberal]

268. Hugo Chavez killed Vincent Foster!

Great thread. Alas I am too late to recommend...

[WillyT]

269. Hugo Chavez Is President For Life Of The Bay City Rollers Fan Club !!!

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

273. Nice hair!

:rofl:

[WillyT]

277. These Guys Were Promoted As "The Next Beatles" !!!

Didn't quite work out that way though, LOL!!!

:hi:

[Kurovski]

293. Hugo Chavez keeps saying that John Kerry was one of the Bay City Rollers.

[Bucky]

270. The headings in this thread read like a Walt Whitman poem.

O Chavez my Chavez

[EFerrari]

272. Hugo Chavez is a beatnik!

lol

[countryjake]

282. ROTFLMBO! Best comeback ever!

What a great stress-reliever this topic is!

[dailykoff]

274. Hugo Chavez hates us for our freedoms.

[reorg]

275. Hugo Chavez doesn't give a shit

[reorg]

276. Hugo Chavez was actually never elected by the American taxpayer!

[EFerrari]

278. Hugo Chavez is on the South Park diet.

[countryjake]

279. I heard that he's shipping libertarians off to Siberia...

and turning their property over to brown people.

Can't remember, but there must be a link to Lou Dobbs' show for that tidbit.

[Mr_Monday]

280. Hugo Chavez will not become a dictator

because only mortals can succumb to such base emotions as greed and fear.

[reorg]

281. Hugo Chavez learned to deceive, torture and kill in the School of the Americas!

Okay, I cannot actually prove this, but - just connect the dots! I mean, come on, seeing how he is the next Hitler, where else would he have got his education?

[EFerrari]

283. Hugo Chavez supports gay marriage, in public and everything.

[Kurovski]

289. Hugo Chavez pinched my ass at a Wizard of Oz revival.

[countryjake]

284. Hugo Chavez demands everybody wear RED!!!!1

[EFerrari]

298. Hugo Chavez rents "Reds" and eats cheesecake on Saturday nights.

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

287. Hugo Chavez paid John Bolton's dues at Plato's Retreat.

[Kurovski]

288. Hugo Chavez avoided Viet Nam.

[johnfunk]

292. Hugo Chavez was the Fifth Beatle!

That's him on Hammond Organ in "Hey Jude". He also taught Phil Spector how to shoot!

[Whisp]

294. hugo likes/hates Quiche. bomb the fucker.

[dailykoff]

295. Hugo Chavez doesn't wear underwear under his underwear.

[EFerrari]

296. Hugo Chavez supports Ron Paul.

[devilgrrl]

300. Hugo Chavez won't allow businesses to spy on their employees.

:popcorn:

[EFerrari]

301. Hugo Chavez took impeachment off the table.

[bridgit]

302. Hugo Chavez wrote: The Hunchback of Notre Dame...

[EFerrari]

303. "You're So Vain" was about Hugo Chavez.

lol

[countryjake]

316. bwaaahaaahaaahaaa! Best one yet...I got tea all over thanks to you!

Si Venezuela!

[Whisp]

306. Chavez owns the Carlyle Group and gets Poppy

to bring him his coffee. on all fives.

[1932]

307. Well, he may not own it, but I heard they're giving him a job when he leaves office

...when he's 90 years old.

[dailykoff]

308. Hugo Chavez got peanut butter in my chocolate.

[devilgrrl]

309. Hugo Chavez is a board member of Black Water Security

:sarcasm:

[EFerrari]

310. Hugo Chavez stole Ohio!

:wow:

[EFerrari]

311. Hugo Chavez believes the surge is working.

:woohoo:

[SyntaxError]

323. You're clearly having too much fun on this thread...

Why do you hate America? ;)

[L. Coyote]

312. Cuban Pinko Commies have cloned Hugo Chavez so he can rule longer.

If this doesn't get a Duzzy, I just don't know! :rofl:

[countryjake]

314. JUST IN!! Hugo Chavez wants to wipe USA off the map!

I heard it today on CBS Evening News!

Granted, they said Chavez would like to "cut down" our country, but we know what THAT means, right?

[bridgit]

315. Hugo Chavez is a bellicose, histrionic egomaniac playing on the superstitions of 'his' people...

[L. Coyote]

317. Noneone can make up shit about Hugo like this guy! = the-death-of-freedom

Author: Michael Kraft
Published: December 3, 2007
Check out the free Ann Coulter newsletter!
http://www.charlotteconservative.com/index.php/2007/12/the-death-of-freedom/


We will be covering the last gasp of freedom in Venezuela. The dictator for life Hugo Chavez will be utilizing his fake vote today to steal the entire country. We will be using clips from our friend in Venezuela Daniel.

Before going in you should read the most accurate post on this death of freedom being disguised as “reform”. This is a decree of communism and nothing less.

..........

"The voting centers are being guarded by the special army of the Chavez Political Party, and not the actual army nor police."

"The coruption is so blatent"

"I have watched Chavista after Chavista announce how they have the “best domocracy on the planet”. Its pretty hard to take the dillusional Chavista robots seriously."

.......

[devilgrrl]

318. Hugo Chavez is the next Augusto Pinochet.

:popcorn:

[bridgit]

319. Hugo Chavez is the Old Testament made flesh...

[blitzen]

320. Hugo Chavez is Commander-in-Chief in the War On Christmas!!!

[EFerrari]

333. And who would know better?

:)

[SyntaxError]

321. Chavez watches saved by the bell reruns...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

322. He fixed the vote in the latest referendum.

[L. Coyote]

324. Hugo Chavez won the referendum to change the Constitution.

It's official. The referendum went down in a "photo finish" to quote Hugo.

[SoCalDem]

325. Hugo kidnapped my dog and made him wear a dress & shoes

then he sent me this picture and a ransom note


Wolfgang was never seen again..(we had no money) :cry:

[dailykoff]

326. Hugo Chavez cheated on a Spanish test.

[malaise]

328. I am carrying Chavez's baby

even though we never met - just reading his propaganda fertilized my menopausal womb. I swear I am carrying baby El Diablo...or is that Bush's baby :D

[EFerrari]

331. Hugo Chavez makes Caligula look like Shirley Temple

[devilgrrl]

332. Hugo Chavez insists that Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton are the Democratic front runners.

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