Meet Ben Johnson, The Perfect Chickenhawk

[ProSense]

The Perfect Chickenhawk (being humiliated by Brandon Friedman of VoteVets)

Excellent Brandon!

:patriot:


On edit: Draft Ben Johnson!

[opihimoimoi]

1. He prolly holds a hammer just like Bush...full choke...and takes 45+ hits to hammer a #6 nail

Beef Jerky? The poor thing....Sports Illustrated? He is Pathetic....

Send the Troops passes so they can come home....and if ya can't do that...at least send some decent pornstars to help the boys kill some time....

[ProSense]

2. Kick

for Ben who confuses care packages with compassion and our freedom with destroying Iraq!

[IntravenousDemilo]

3. I just sent Ben a note.

Dear Ben, I caught your act on YouTube.

As you know, current troop levels are insufficient and badly strained, and many servicemen and women have had their tours of duty extended past the breaking point, while those who have been gravely injured are being nickeled and dimed to death by a government that ungratefully withholds proper hospital treatment and pensions.

Now, you are a young, strapping, all-American boy of a perfect age to enlist, and you'd look stunning in a full-dress uniform, though an Army barber would likely cut off all your highlights. If you are serious in your conviction that the invasion of Iraq is just, might I suggest that you put your money where your mouth is and hurry down to the recruitment office to join up and serve your country properly? You needn't worry about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" because you are a Republican. And if they still won't accept you in any branch of the armed forces, there's always Blackwater.

Yours sincerely, etc.

***********
He can be emailed by clicking on his name at http://www.ifcr.org/contact/

[TahitiNut]

7. Just think ... he might develop a taste for beef jerky!

:rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. He probably already has a taste for beefcake jerky.

My gaydar went absolutely nuts when I watched the clip.

[Neshanic]

11. That's the concensus at Datalounge, and we know they are the pros from Dover.

[TahitiNut]

4. I'd just love the opportunity to accelerate his need for a full set of ...

... dentures.

What a self-indulged, condescending, smarmy, unctuous fuck that putrid little elephant turd is!

[IntravenousDemilo]

5. Aww, but if you knocked out his teeth, he wouldn't be pretty anymore! n/m

[razors edge]

6. He's just getting an early start

on showing how much the imperial forces providing him the opportunity to become a fascist uncaring prick really mean to him, they are the reason his oil stocks will continue to provide him a comfortable living devoid any responsibility for the inhumanity inflicted on the helpless fucks who inhabit the land atop his oil. How fucking dare they?

I joined the Corps when the Raygun cheese was not lasting long enough for the rest of the family, I have no regrets, other than the fact I supported the lifestyles of dumb shits like this to reproduce more such dumb shits like this.

After 18 months in country I think I would prefer the comedic value of seeing this man show up in uniform to fight beside me, to a goddamn beef jerky stick, C-Rats were not that bad.

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. kick

[Neshanic]

10. There is a hysterically funny thread on him at Datalounge.

He's a parody of a parody.

I think he should take that highlighted hair, pretty boy, future Republican sex victim puss over to Iraq and spend a month with a squad on patrol.

[IntravenousDemilo]

12. Have you got a direct link for that?

I just went over there and couldn't find anything. They must post A LOT over there and everything moves down the list quickly.

[Neshanic]

13. Here you go, and a word of warning to all the PC....you may want to read

the description of "The Data Lounge" on Wikipedia...funny but completely correct.

You will see posts by "Ben Johnson" but they are not him, just so you know.

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/forum/thread/gossip/5667501/page-1.html

[IntravenousDemilo]

16. Many thanks. That was fun! n/m

[BrotherBuzz]

14. When I played it his pinging beached 22 whales in California.

:rofl:

[Vexatious Ape]

15. That video is priceless.