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A group of Rs were sitting around the patio at an exclusive Country Club over martinis. It was after work around 4 PM, bankers hours, and tipping a third drink someone blurted, "Handicaps in golf just aren't fair because that levels the playing field, pun intended"
Everyone laughed except Karl Rove, who was texting his many new attorneys. He thought, "We are going to need a huge handicap in 2008," wisely not blurting out the obvious, "If we could apply golf handicap rules, with 45% we could win in 2008," he thought.
Karl knew the Rs won 4.5% of the popular vote in California in 2004. Karl, experienced in stealing votes, also knew that for each vote you steal the margin changes by two votes. Karl realized, "If we can take back that 4.5% then we have double that as a handicap, 9%." "Add in the Dem votes we already don't count, and our handicap is over 10%, we can win with less than 45%."
"Do-able," he blurted. Everyone laughed again.
That's how it all began. Now, to give this new concept a name. The option that gets 10% less than the top choice wins, of course! Also, of course, many other great ideas will surface. Please share your own favorite.
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