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Sat Dec-08-07 08:26 PM
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| President Bush Declares Himself A Disaster |
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President Bush Declares Himself A Disaster
Published: 12/8/07, 8:11 PM EDT
By Ghost in the Machine
Washington, D.C.. (Asinine Press) - President Bush declared a federal disaster for himself Saturday, clearing the way for federal aid after severe lies and cover-ups devastated his credibility and his administration.
The declaration provides recovery assistance to the entire Bush administration and his family. Bush has pledged to send himself a $450 Billion Dollar assistance package
State and federal officials said further assistance is expected to follow as the damage evaluations are done. Rubberstamp Republicans and members of the Federal Emergency Management Agency are expected to tour the White House Sunday.
The administration saw severe lying, cover-ups and incompetence as the result of policies that were made between Jan. 20, 2001 to present, largely affecting the United States, as well as Afghanistan and Iraq. Over one million people have died in Iraq, and another 20,000 died in Afghanistan, not including 3886 American Soldiers.
Under Saturday's declaration, the federal government will reimburse 100 percent of the public cost for disaster response in the Bush administration, to the Bush family. It also creates a grant program that would provide federal money to take steps to enrich the Bush family and their cronies in the future, and allowing Jeb Bush to steal an election at some point in the future.
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Sat Dec-08-07 09:15 PM
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| 1. A constitutional clusterfuck... |
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Sat Dec-08-07 09:22 PM
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| 2. Holiday greetings from junior & his dick.... |
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Sat Dec-08-07 09:56 PM
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| 3. Reminds me of the rare occasion when the media told the truth. |
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Sun Dec-09-07 10:08 AM
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| 4. I always loved that picture... I just snagged it! |
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Mon Dec-10-07 01:44 PM
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| 7. I will NEVER tire of seeing that pic! |
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Mon Dec-10-07 01:38 PM
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| 6. Final dying Monday kick |
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