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[Stephanie]

Don't drip ketchup on the Louis Vuitton!



http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//071214/480/ec7edc8a7a194e199e7edd97413452cb/

Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani and his wife Judith Giuliani take a 30-minute break from glad-
handing to have breakfast during a campaign stop at Mary Ann's Diner in Derry, N.H., in this Oct. 3, 2007,
file photo. Giuliani minces no words and suffers no fools. He eats peanuts with the shells still on. 'I
don't wink and nod,' he says. 'I am a very direct person.'
(AP Photo/Jim Cole, File)

[zabet]

1. Invisible 911 hero trophy.

:rofl:

[slowry]

DUzy n/t

[GliderGuider]

17. DU-zy! DU-zy! DU-zy!!111!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. lol!

DUzy!

[glowing]

2. His trophy wife is not all that good looking.

[JBoy]

15. Her days with Rudy are probably numbered. n/t

[mitchum]

23. And you know that she is so uncomfortable being amongst the rabble in a common diner

she really does look like a hag

[glowing]

24. Fake smile, pretending she's actually going to eat the food on her plate.

[bunkerbuster1]

3. I can haz primary loss

I can haz concession speech in February

[livvy]

4. I haz vewwy, vewwy durty handz, too. n/t

[DS1]

5. Rudy's brain once again gets tied up when he tries to flash the gang symbol

routine he really wants to, but doesn't have the necessary extra finger.

[patrice]

6. Is that soda-pop for breakfast?

I've never understood that.

Maybe it's iced-coffee.

[Stephanie]

7. Looks like bacon and a diet coke.

That's my bet. The man's got class.

[patrice]

11. not "direct"

Oh, but then the Right gets to make all of the exceptions they want, by virtue of the fact that they are "Right" and everyone else is Wrong.

[mitchum]

22. His fellow criminal GWB told him that things go better with coke...

and he should certainly know

[americanstranger]

8. What do these sentences have to do with anything?

Giuliani minces no words and suffers no fools. He eats peanuts with the shells still on. 'I
don't wink and nod,' he says. 'I am a very direct person.'

Sorry, I don't get it. I keep re-reading the part about peanuts and wonder how this remotely qualifies him to be preznit.

- as

[immoderate]

9. It qualifies him to be an elephant.

--IMM

[truth2power]

18. best. post. yet.

:rofl: :rofl:

[livvy]

12. Maybe they figure since we've had a pretzelnut for the last 7 years....

the next one could be a mr peanut.



He could use this for a campaign button.

[JBoy]

16. Maybe his point is that if he can eat peanuts in the shells

he's not likely to choke on a pretzel?

[Sabriel]

28. I guess it means we can count on him not to choke on a pretzel.

OTOH, who the hell would vote for someone too dense to shell a nut?

[Bongo Prophet]

32. Only liberal ELITISTS take the shell off their peanuts

[Enrique]

39. I don't trust people who shell their peanuts

such people are not "direct."

[Bongo Prophet]

42. Yep. Same with shellfish.

and bananas.

:)

[Warren DeMontague]

47. I don't even unwrap my burritos. The tin foil is the best part.

And when I drink a can of coke, I eat the can, too.

[Leopolds Ghost]

48. I prefer... VEINS in my teeth!

[Sugar Smack]

41. I had a hard time understanding that series of nonsequiturs, too.

WTF? Is that supposed to be "creative" writing? Are we supposed to give a damn how he eats his peanuts? Is how you eat peanuts indicative of whether or not you suffer fools?

[Rosemary2205]

10. I can haz hart attak?

bacon eggs and coke.....ugh.

[livvy]

14. I liike your little froggies. They look a lot happier than mine. What do you feed 'em?

[superduperfarleft]

13. Invisible qualifications to be president.

Invisible integrity.

Invisible soul.

Invisible lead.

Invisible fourth wife.

[rAVES]

19. America pin, Check... A true Patriot.

[truth2power]

20. Is that supposed to be macho or something???

Eating peanuts with the shells on. Good Gawd!!!

[Bucky]

21. The lolgiuliani was inevitable

I believe in my heart that 9iu11ani will finish this campaign with the same wife he started it with. Go RUDY!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

43. Invisible hookers!

[MilesColtrane]

25. "God Boy Hukobee Stealenz Mah White Houss!!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. "So I stuff the busboy into the dishwasher..."

:)

[livvy]

27. Ummm...I think that was Kerik's job. Rudy only had to turn the dishwasher on.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. "Bernie? Nevah met da guy"

;)

Hi livvy :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[livvy]

34. "Oh, ya mean dis mug?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:hi: and a :hug: back at you!

[JBoy]

31. Retelling story of how he personally rescued baby from WTC

[Bongo Prophet]

33. I IZ IN UR DINER EATIN UR LOWR CLASS FOOD

KTHXBYE PS 911

[Stephanie]

44. You teh funny!

hah!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

35. HALP!

A failing campaign - I has it.

[Stephanie]

45. lol!

:rofl:

[KG]

36. '...and my next wife is going to have tits like this!'

[Hubert Flottz]

37. Black walnuts, wild hickory nuts, high bushCo cranberries...

Roto-Repub Rudie is "Stalking The Good Life" he don't give a damn about "a chicken in every pot."

I thought those blood-suckers(the "Entitled Class Americans")drank their meals!

[dbt]

38. Iz you see mah hittler moustash?

Iz almost growed in!

:rofl:

[Enrique]

40. he's using a straw in his soda!

what a wuss!

[Warren DeMontague]

46. "Eggs No Good. Need Brains"

"BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINSSSS!!!"