War on Christmas alert! Santa attacked while riding in parade!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

Santa got K.O.’d by a reindeer? Nope, by a thrown object

SPOKANE, Wash. — A man dressed as Santa Claus was knocked unconscious by a thrown object that hit his face while he was riding on the back of a truck decorated as a sleigh.

Kevin Smith says he never saw what hit him Saturday. Whatever it was, it broke his nose and gave him a concussion and two black eyes.

“One second I was up there waving to people, and the next minute I wasn’t,” Smith said.

He was taking part in Santa Run, sponsored by the firefighters union, which features off-duty firefighters who dress up as Santa and ride through residential areas handing out candy to children.

more . . . http://www.kansascity.com/286/story/412020.html

[livvy]

1. Well, apparently someone's getting only coal in their stocking this year.

Attacking Santa. This War on Christmas is getting dangerous.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. I say we give Santa a taser.

:evilgrin:

[livvy]

4. Ooooh...ho,ho,ho...I found one in red!

I think it will go nicely with his wardrobe!

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Sweet! Easier to conceal that way.

[TlalocW]

2. I feel sorry for him but

So help me it reminds me of an old Top Ten List from David Letterman - the Top Ten Things to Do at the Macy Thanksgiving Parade, and one of them was, "Knock out Santa, take his place dressed as Roy Orbison."

TlalocW

[L0oniX]

6. Flash: Santa profits from elf slave labor