Caption Rudy

[Kadie]

Republican Presidential hopeful, former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani hands out Christmas presents to children at Harlem's Mother Hale Learning Center on Christmas Eve in New York, Monday, Dec. 24, 2007.
(AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

[acmavm]

1. Yep, I'm an insane money grubbing lying criminal bastard. So what? Vote

for me and I'll give you this surprise gift package.

Oh yeah, don't open it until after the election.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "If you get Christmas presents, the terrorists win."

[blondeatlast]

3. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11 all the way... Oh, what fun it is to have a vacation home no one knew about

because of 9/11--EVERYBODY SING!

[saigon68]

4. Viva Viagara-- Now I can get it up

[Kurovski]

5. "Cha-Cha heels! Just what I wanted!"

[Ryano42]

6. HOGAN!!!!!

[Catshrink]

7. Merry 9/11-mas

Next year, I'm moving Christmas to 9/11. If you don't agree you sympathize with the terrorists.

[knitter4democracy]

8. "Here's your present. Take it, take it, you baastid!"

"9/11!"

[lpbk2713]

9. "Awright, how much am I bid for this next one?"

*All proceeds go to Giuliani for President campaign fund.

"Hi, I'm Rudy and I approved this message."

[Faux pas]

10. 'If you take this present your parents have to vote for me!'

Wonder if his brain is syphilitic? He looks insane.

[dembotoz]

11. this present holds a bomb. The terrorists are going to blow up Santa's Sleigh!!!!! 9/11,9/11

[Didereaux]

12. Hey kid! Quick, take this ticking gift!

[gratuitous]

13. Sure you can have a present . . . for your immortal soul! Mwahahahaha

"Uh, Boss? Mr. Giuliani? The diabolical laughter gives you away."

[Happyhippychick]

14. Heil Santa!

[rug]

15. This one's for a boy 9 - 11.

[sakabatou]

16. "Somebody set us up the bomb!"

[Perry Logan]

17. "MINE!"

[lpbk2713]

18. Is that snowman on the wall giving Rudy the finger?

It's hard to tell if he's wearing a mitten. :shrug:

[allalone]

19. what am I bid

for this working firefighters radio?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. Here take it take it it's for you... PSYCHE!

:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. I am the Ghoul of Christmas present

[treestar]

22. Happy 911! 911! 911! aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[and-justice-for-all]

23. terror terror terror 9/11-9/11 terror terror 9/11 9/11...etc