Dave Barry's "Two Americas" (too good to pass)

[question everything]

There is the America of Red States and Blue States, populated, as columnist Dave Barry likes to joke, by "ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks" and "godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving leftwing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts."

http://www.newsweek.com/id/81599

[Common Sense Party]

1. Dave Barry for President!!! (Really.)

Or, as Dave would say: I am not making this up.

http://www.realcities.com/mld/realcities/news/politics/qa_forum.html

I like him better than most of the politicians running.

[Common Sense Party]

2. Dave's campaign video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOqCuxPpMs

NO LOW-FLOW TOILETS!

[question everything]

3. LOL, was not aware of this

we need to publicize his candidacy

[Common Sense Party]

4. I think it's the third time he has "run."

Seriously, I'm so sick of the other choices at this point...