Ghost in the Machine
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Wed Dec-26-07 01:35 PM
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I already got my christmas shopping done for next year.... |
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I bought a box of generic "Happy Holidays" cards that are blank on the inside, bottle of aspirin and a large box of condoms, then went to the bank and got a roll of pennies.
Next year everyone gets a card that says:
Here's to your Health (with an aspirin taped beside it)
To Your Wealth (with a penny taped beside it)
And To Your Happiness! (with a condom taped beside it)
I should have done this years ago and saved a lot of time and money!
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Wed Dec-26-07 01:38 PM
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Wed Dec-26-07 01:48 PM
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2. Very good. Can be interpreted in a political way, too. nt |
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Wed Dec-26-07 02:07 PM
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Raejeanowl
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Wed Dec-26-07 03:18 PM
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But what will your Grandmother, boss, and kids think?
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Ghost in the Machine
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Wed Dec-26-07 06:34 PM
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Both of my grandmothers are dead, I'm my own boss and my kids would probably show all of their friends....
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Wed Dec-26-07 07:34 PM
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6. I promise not to spend them all in the same place. |
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Hiya Ghost :hi: :hug: :pals:
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Wed Dec-26-07 08:07 PM
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7. Ha! Too funny! I know I'd love a card like that. nt |
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Wed Dec-26-07 08:13 PM
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However, if I happen to be on your gift list next year, I would prefer that the "happiness" gift be a piece of chocolate. Although I suppose I could make a balloon animal out of the condom...
:hi: sw
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