Mr. & Mrs. Huckabee - Caption these pics

[Kadie]

Their movements are the same. They stand the same.


Republican presidential hopeful and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, right, and his wife Janet react to a question in Fort Dodge, Iowa, Wednesday, Jan. 2, 2008. Democratic and Republican candidates are going all out Wednesday to encourage supporters to vote for them in the close Iowa caucus Thursday.
(AP Photo/Paul Sancya)


Republican presidential hopeful and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, right, stands by with his wife Janet prior to speaking in Fort Dodge, Iowa, Wednesday, Jan. 2, 2008. Democratic and Republican candidates are going all out Wednesday to encourage supporters to vote for them in the close Iowa caucus Thursday.
(AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

[babylonsister]

1. Ha! For some reason,

this made me LOL! You're right! :D

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. why do republican women

wear such ugly clothes? She dresss like Laura.


uhhh Monkey see. monkey do?

[bahrbearian]

20. And Why is she wearing that Red Tie.

[zabet]

3. 'Ms. Huckee see, Ms. Huckee do'

The good subservient wife.
:puke:

[blogslut]

4. Because they're cousins!

Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --

Sorry, couldn't help myself. What a crazy pair!

[rodeodance]

5. little huckies for the bees

[Oilwellian]

10. Busy busy bees

:D

[AlCzervik]

6. -------

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.


yeah i know cheap shot.

[blogslut]

7. Yeah

But I made it first. :hi:

[AlCzervik]

9. sorry!

:blush:

[blogslut]

14. It's all good

Like you said:

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind. :)

[book_worm]

8. "Tea for Two, and two for tea, me for you and you for me..."

[shain from kane]

11. Why the hangdog look?

[Warpy]

12. She's taller than he is and he's wearing lifts

Interesting. Probably doesn't mean much. My ex and I were exactly the same height in our sock feet. It relieved me of the necessity of ever feeling a requirement to wear high heeled shoes to any event. Flat ballet slippers were as ladylike as it ever got.

She's the wife he started out with. She married him when she was much younger and very inexperienced. I have no complaint about her.

He's nuts.

[TahitiNut]

13. "Put your right foot in. Pull your right foot out. Do the Huckie Fuck!"

:rofl:

[Vilis Veritas]

15. here goes...

First Pic.

Former Arkansas Gov. and wife demonstrate their special Dick-On-Call feature.

"If you press right here, a little Dick Cheney pops out."

Second Pic.

Embarassed Former Arkansas Gov. and wife try to hide their little Dick Cheney...

"Damn, I guess we shouldn't have pressed it at a photo-op."

[malaise]

16. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

The Fuckabees look like a bee fugged em :rofl:

[Chiyo-chichi]

17. Mike and Janet Huckabee sing the old chestnut "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better"

as they wait to audition for Ricky Ricardo's new Tropicana Club Revue.

(Where's Joe Scarborough on guitar when you need him?)

[Dhalgren]

18. In the top picture Ms Huckabee is saying,

"I got your caucus right here!"

[Jane Austin]

19. Actually, it shows they are "together".

Not "together" like poised or well-integrated, but it telegraphs that they are with each other.

If you are ever with a group of people, you can see who is sympathetic with whom by their body language.

Say there's a group having coffee together, and one is speaking As he talks, he folds his arms across his chest. The guy to his right now does the same thing, which probably means he is sympathetic with the speaker.

This works for crossing of legs, hands on hips, etc.

The Huckabees have been married a long time and are probably quite fond of each other, so it's understandable that they would adopt similar body positions suggesting that they are in concert with each other.

Having said that, those pictures are hilarious!

[anniebelle]

21. It's a Simpleton's Life. A new reality tv show, maybe? n/t

[TwilightGardener]

22. Ack--they'll lose the "visuals" war as potential First Couple, that's for sure.

[troubleinwinter]

23. I deeply hate you for giving me these images.

I don't know what to do with myself.

Please, will somebody just carry me away for a vacation in a padded cell?

I'm obviously hallucinating.

This cannot be real life.

Please? It isn't real??

[AzDar]

24. Keep it simple: "Fuckabee the Huckabees".

I'm not feeling particularly mature, nor generous today; enough with this Republican Rogue's Gallery...each more horrifyingly unqualified to be running for this Office than the next.
:puke:

Edited to add: Honest to Dog, why don't we just pluck some guy/girl off of ANY street in ANY state, and see if they aren't a better choice than what the Pukes are proffering this election cycle?

[Annces]

25. Roar of the Tiger

Some outfit she has on.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

26. Oh My! That question tickles me right here, and here!

[SirRevolutionary]

27. WonderTwin powers....

Activate!!

[Bravo Zulu]

28. hucster and jill went up the hill

to get a bucket of kool aide
and their worhippers drank it all up
but the normal people did not partake
so, huckster will not get a chance
to keep ruining our country
like his hero, boo$h

[AnnieBW]

29. We're cousins

Identical cousins!

[LittleClarkie]

38. Damn you!

Took my line, dagnabit!

;)

[Generic Brad]

30. Fill my eyes with that double vision. n/t

[UTUSN]

31. They should switch "tops"?!1 n/t

[unkachuck]

32. 'hey huckabees, eat shit'....

....mr huckabee: "Sir, are you addressing me?"

....mrs huckabee: "...you talkin' to me? yah you, you talkin' to me?, com' here, I'll give give you 'shit'...you want some of this?, you want some of this??, I'll give you some of this....

[peacetheonlyway]

33. tweedledumdum and tweedledee

these 2 look so stupid.. I am glad the evangelicals comprise only 5% of the vote and we'll see that in 2008 election.

proving everyone wrong that we have to pander to right wing christian nut cases..

these 2 are dressed like a bad church scene...

his wife's leopard prints scream (church lady having an affair)...

[gorekerrydreamticket]

34. Before and After ........Don't let this happen to you......n/m

[Bravo Zulu]

35. fric and frac

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. Two for the price of none.

[Hoof Hearted]

37. Why Mrs. B, why are you grabbin' your crotchetee? . . .. .. n/t

[onethatcares]

44. I thought she was rubbing one out,

you know, the stress of campaigning has to be relieved sometimes.

[Eurobabe]

39. Ah, it's the SIMS: Caveman Edition

:rofl:

[Dukkha]

40. "We represent the looney-pop guild"

"We wish to welcome you to Jesusland!"

[Dawggie]

41. He- NO! I! Kilt that tiger she's wearing with the sword of Gawd!

[Bravo Zulu]

42. "I'm with stupid"

[shanti]

43. my eyes, my eyes!!

step away from the jacket, mrs. huckabee!

[dbt]

45. Jethro and Jethrine

All glories to John Brummett at arkansasnews.com. (Now you know why you've rarely seen her.)

:evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

46. Gladys Kravitz and The Pip n/t