I must have missed the declaration of war that the Republicans keep talking about..

[Dawggie]

Could someone tell me when the Country of Radical Islam declared war on us?

I can't even find them on Google Maps. Are they worse than the Country of Illegal Immigrants that we are apparently at war with? Or the dreaded Country of Drugs?

Holy Fuck! I don't even know the size of their Air Force or Navy!

Please send all excess duct tape and plastic sheeting to Dawggie.

(tin foil might be of some use as well)

[mmonk]

1. Maybe their air force is like Saddam Hussein's was.

He could attack us in 45 minutes and release drones that would empty chemical weapons on us (even though they didn't have an air force). And don't forget his mushroom clouds.

[Dawggie]

4. And the traveling anthrax/balloon factories!

[Mz Pip]

2. Is this the war

that will result in my having to wear a burkha if I don't get with the program and support it for the next million years?

Mz Pip
:dem:

[liberal N proud]

3. You sure didn't drink the kool-aid

:sarcasm:

[angrycarpenter]

5. it is a war against an idea

trying to stamp it out only makes it stronger.

[damntexdem]

6. Well, forget those enemies. We're at war with Terra!

And that's the whole world!