The most nauseating bumper sticker yet...

[KansDem]

This morning while driving to work I saw this bumper sicker:



:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Fierce]

1. I think the worst one I saw

was "Wellstone's dead -- get over it."

The cowboy one is kinda funny, I think. It's so over the top I almost like it. The Wellstone one was just mean, and it didn't care.

[Arugula Latte]

39. How about countering with "Reagan's dead -- get over it."

[MiniMe]

73. Your car would definitely be vandalized with that on it

The repukes idolize Raygun

[Pool Hall Ace]

2. Is either one an actual cowboy?

No, I believe they are both actors.
:puke:

[dysfunctional press]

45. well...they have cowboy hats, don't they?

:shrug:

[TrogL]

52. So do I

I'm a computer tech and musician.

[A HERETIC I AM]

70. All hat, no cattle.

www.allhatnocattle.com

[Name removed]

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[Duncan Grant]

53. Have you even seen "Brokeback Mountain"? Do you know any gay men?

Wow. Just wow.

[NMMNG]

65. WTF?

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

69. Look! A total douchebag!

:eyes:

What a fucking stupid thing to say.

[spanone]

4. dream on junior

[Blarch]

5. whats wrong with that ?

Macaca, Hero of the stupid

[Naturyl]

17. Yes, real cowboys always have a weird green sticker

That says "tax relief."

And a microphone stand 2 feet away while playing football.

[Blarch]

23. Oh no you didn't.

:rofl:

[YOY]

21. Here in VA last election he was with that football in every f***ing commerical

Fondling it. Throwing it. Playing in the parking lot with Redskin's fans...

My wife made the comment that he's probably going to make love to it now that the cameras are off.

[Naturyl]

33. More likely he threw it in the trash immediately.

Along with the cowboy hat and "heartland" plaid shirt.

[YOY]

42. I dunno...he was holding it awfully tight...like how a man holds the woman he loves

Or actually more like how a cretin fondles the inanimate object that arouses him...

[Naturyl]

47. Like O'Reilly with a falafel?

I think I'm getting it...

Ewwww...

[jmowreader]

6. Well, they ARE both cowboys

Just not in the way the owner of the sticker intended.

[Alter Ego]

7. I see no cowboys

Just a fool and a doddering old relic.

[Marrah_G]

8. I can't even manage anger...I am laughing to hard

[NightWatcher]

9. me heros have always been mental cripples that were puppets of corpo fascists

that's what it shoud have read

[Naturyl]

10. Thank them for self-identifying as idiots.

It's so helpful when people take all the work out of deciding who to avoid.

[ck4829]

11. Too bad you couldn't ask this person what they thought of Brokeback Mountain

The right wing panic over that movie was just crazy.

[demnan]

12. Get this guy off the road. This guy is so drunk

He sees a golf cart and thinks its a horse!

[wtmusic]

13. Ah, the hat makes the cowboy.

"It is so tragic and so ridiculous at the same time that I am obliged to stop now and then laugh in his face. "Why do you laugh so?" he says gently, and then he commences himself, with that whimpering, hysterical note in his voice, like a helpless wretch who realizes suddenly that no matter how many frock coats he puts on, he will never make a man."

- Henry Miller

[Kansas Wyatt]

14. Follow at a safe distance....

Anyone who would believe that is without any intelligence.

[Ian David]

15. Buy this one...

http://www.geronimotrevino.com/campfire.htm

Or this one...


http://www.coyotescorner.com/tshirts-hs3.htm

[alfredo]

16. One is afraid of horses, the other played a cowboy on TV.

[auburngrad82]

18. I don't care who you are, that's funny!

[Kajsa]

19. Isn't it true, that GW

never rode a horse?

I remember reading that.

Ronny's legacy is much bigger
than he ever was. He doesn't
deserve any credit as his actions
hurt many.

:puke:

[fenriswolf]

28. no its true that GW will not ride a horse

if he did they sure would have used the heck out of it, I cannot remember seeing a picture of bush on a horse and have heard he is scared of them.

[Contrary1]

37. That would depend on the meaning

of the word "ride"...or "milk" for that matter. Laura outed Georgie on that one.

:evilgrin:

[Kajsa]

43. Thanks, Fenriswolf.

That cleared it up- he's afraid of them.

I've never seen a picture of him on a horse, either.

[tchunter]

67. if i remember correctly..

it was in vincente fox's book that he outed georgie of being scared of horses

[Rex]

20. John Wayne and Roy Rodgers those to chimps ain't

More like sheriff Fuckup and his deputy Shitforbrains.

[DefenseLawyer]

29. Oh you mean Marion?

aka The Duke?

[Rex]

36. Nice shorts! Look at those gams!

The Dukey never inhaled. Series.

[tabasco]

40. He's wearing a cowboy hat, he must be a cowboy.

[Rex]

46. The cop in the background must be 9 feet tall.

Or George is about 4 feet tall. Looks like a cowboy pimp.

[DefenseLawyer]

49. Third Place

in the annual White House Truman Capote Look-a-like Contest.

[YOY]

50. Yes but I like Truman

He was actually entertaining when he was mincing and soft-spoken...

[woodsprite]

51. This pic always reminds me of Truman Capote. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

58. Nice post, Goebbels.

I could have happily gone the rest of my life never having gazed at Rooster Cogburn's moose knuckle.

[AspenRose]

22. All hat, no cattle

blech.

[Hippo_Tron]

24. If Brian Schweitzer ever decides to run for President

I'm gonna get one with his face on it that says, "My heroes have always been REAL cowboys."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. It was misspelled. Should be MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWPIES

[Arugula Latte]

41. ....

:spray:

[madinmaryland]

60. Now these are some real cowboys...

[YOY]

26. I'd have to point the blaringly obvious out to the driver if I noticed them.

This is why some people should have to request a permit before breeding.

[Uncle Sinister]

27. Dammit! Now I can't get "Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" out of my head

nt

[Perry Logan]

30. Cowboy hats are like hemorrhoids--sooner or later, every asshole has one.

[XOKCowboy]

54. The real assholes are people who use hateful stereotypes

My father wore a cowboy hat his whole life. My brother's still do. OK one of them IS an asshole but not because of his hat. I don't mind you calling out the assholes depicted in the OP but when you call everyone who wears a cowboy hat an asshole, you're insulting me and a lot of very fine people.

Thank you. Rant over.

[Perry Logan]

72. Apologies to your father and brother. Lots of great people wear cowboy hats.

[benld74]

31. Ironically -Neither actually are!

[mitchum]

32. They just wear those hats to disguise their pinheads

however, there actions make that all in vain

[Dollface]

34. Most Yankees stop playing cowboy when they're about 10.

What state were you in? I want to know where someone this dumb can pass a driver's test.

:puke::rofl::banghead:
(Not sure what to do first.)

[Initech]

35. One is an actor and one is a phony!

That is definitely nauseating all right! :puke:

[sinkingfeeling]

38. That's false advertising. It should read, "My heroes have always been fake cowboys."

[proud2BlibKansan]

44. That is rather disgusting

But they are both the kind of cowboys who are all hat and no cattle.

[stellanoir]

48. All I know is that image caused

my imaginary Ipod in my cranium to shuffle to ". . .Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be bar stools. . ."

[Blarch]

55. at least this George isn't afraid of horses

I wonder how the football, horse riding senator did in the election...

[XemaSab]

56. I've seen that one and yes, it's the worst

:puke:

(If that sticker wasn't the subject of the OP, I was going to have to educate you. A close runner-up is "If Vince Foster had had a gun, he would still be alive. :eyes: )

[SammyWinstonJack]

57. False heroes. georgie the Windshield Cowboy and as for St Raygun.

well, :puke:

[rug]

59. They just can't quit him, can they.

[SammyWinstonJack]

68. Fabulous!

:spray:

[madinmaryland]

61. Wait.. These two are REAL Cowboys...

:thumbsup:

[Vinca]

62. This begs for another bumper sticker -

"My Heroes Have Always Been Sane People."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

63. Tampico, Illinois and New Haven, Connecticut

Yep, that's screams Old West to me! :D

[Blarch]

64. Don't mess with Ron, he played a cowboy on TV.

[lisainmilo]

66. Oh My!!!!!!OH MY!!!!!!

Poor Willie Nelson for using his song title for this rhetoric! :puke:

[sakabatou]

71. Cowboys?

* is from New England and Ray-gun is from Illinois! How are they cowboys?

[MiniMe]

74. At least Raygun's ranch had animals on it. He raised horses

* is afraid of horses. Have you ever heard of a real cowboy being afraid of a horse? :rofl: