Our brave president puts his life on the line for peace as Al Qaeda plots to kill him...

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0535429720080109

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush headed to the Middle East on Tuesday, aiming to nurture Israeli-Palestinian peace efforts in the face of deep skepticism while trying to rally Arab opposition to Iran.

Once wary of hands-on Middle East diplomacy, Bush will make his first presidential visit to Israel and the West Bank in a bid to shore up fragile negotiations aimed at forging a peace treaty by the end of the year.

The chances of a deal before Bush leaves office in January 2009 appear slim, and no breakthroughs are expected during three days of talks following up on an international conference he hosted in Annapolis, Maryland, in November.

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What a brave, brave, man huh? Going right into the belly of the beast to work for peace while terrorists clamor all around him and threaten his life, what a brave, brave man! Please, PLEASE America, carve this man's face on Mt. Rushmore IMMEDIATELY so that he can appreciate it in his own lifetime!

And to think, he could have just as well spent the week at the hog ranch jerking off with the brush, but he puts his very life on the line for world peace, I stand in awe, shock and awe.

[annabanana]

1. yeah.. him and the army he brought with him for "security"

plus all the blackwater added value troops...

He's not going to be able to see a "native" below the rank of President with a telescope...

[peekaloo]

2. another "dress up" vacation at taxpayer's expense.

titanium Depends and a spine of spaghetti.......world leader pretend.

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Well here's hoping nothing good happens.

Did I say good? I meant bad, nothing bad happens, yeah that's what I meant.

[sam sarrha]

4. he is go'n all over the middle east.. I'm get'n my dark suit pressed for the big party, he is worth

much more as a Martyr than a wet brain alcoholic lame duck Moran.. he has F'd up so much i figure they plan to bury him for the sympathy votes and an excuse to nuke Iran..

:bounce: :party: :applause: :nopity: :patriot:

[spanone]

5. did his dad write this??? bu$h* is going to 'nurture peace'...that's some funny shit

[bdamomma]

6. how disgusting 10,000 security for this POS frat boy.

[Sugar Smack]

11. MIND-MELD!

*high-five*

[Sugar Smack]

7. And only 10,000 police. Attaboy!

:applause:

[GCP]

8. The only thing that brings pause to an assassin (apart from an army of SS)

Is the thought of Cheney taking over.

[trusty elf]

9. As Smirkus Maximus once said,

"I'm so confident about the securities condition, I've came."

Perhaps shrub should mount Rush more and Gannon less.

:7

[Richard Steele]

10. OK- here's the new, improved Mount Rushmore: