America loves KITTENS, but NOT Mittens..(Edited..added more Mitt-i-liciousness)

[SoCalDem]

Poor Little Mittens...

He signs footballs


He signs baseballs


He's taken some wide stances for democracy


He's stood in front of stars


And Stripes


He tried levitation


He posed for his Toussaud's wax mannequin likeness


He's posed with flying babies


He's emulated disco dancing guy


Sorry Mitt, you DIDN'T


He's wrapped himself in the flag


Frenzied women waved balloon sausages for him


He was photographed during a hallway detention


He was photographed by trashcans


He even posed when he got lost and ended up at the wrong photo-op


He tried to look very tall


He fantastically, and fastidiously flipped fluffy flapjacks (in a suit)..and he didn't fall backwards of a stage, either


His image was carved in South Carolina sand


He threw snowballs


He thought it was all "thumbs up"


He donned his halo


He's preached to the choir


The Joker's Grandpa came out of retirement in support of him


His signs get no respect


Kids throw up in the Mitt Merchandise


Dogs give him the razzzberry


Deer heads appear to want to nibble his coiffure


He chose paper


This guy chose rock


Rudy chose half a rusty scissor


One photographer got it right..His campaign in a nutshell


Maybe the Fudge Shoppe will hold a job for him

[helderheid]

1. "half a rusty scissor"

:rofl:

[MissB]

2. Where the hell are the kitty pictures?

:rofl:

Very nicely done, actually.

[SoCalDem]

6. It's a TRICK !!!

made you LOOK !!!


have a kitty ..on me !!



My Bubby

then (with his bottle)



now

[MissB]

17. Cutie!

Bubby is one cute kitty.

[SoCalDem]

21. He weighs over 25 lbs and still thinks he's a lap-kitty

but he's very sweet:) I bottle fed him the same amount as the rest of the litters, and Marvin weighs 6.5lbs and eats MORE than Bubby..

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. Here!

Present!

[MissB]

16. Awwwwwwwwwww

Thank you.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. For your DUZY consideration ......

:kick: and a hardy R!

[SoCalDem]

31. aren't you a sweetheart ronnyk.. a kick for the night owls n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. LOL

[TwilightZone]

5. Kittens rock.

Mittens sucks.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Why can't America appreciate the sacrifice his five strapping boys have made

by serving their country in Iraq? ...

Oh, wait ...

Nevermind.

[Sequoia]

8. This is wonderful !!! Thanks!

[Solly Mack]

9. Not smitten with mittens

Well, maybe kitten mittens

[robbedvoter]

10. You so rock! tell me I didn't miss your Rudy one! Please!

[SoCalDem]

12. I'm "saving up" for the Rudy expose'

It will be worth the wait :)

[robbedvoter]

19. I'M QUIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION!

:bounce:

[judaspriestess]

11. I LOVE Mittens Man

well at least this Mittens. EEK the Cat ruled!! memba him?



edit: must learn to use spell check :)

[paparush]

14. Kids throw up in Mitt merchandies...LMAO!

datz a good vone!

[Captain Hilts]

15. I came here to see pictures of kittens, damn it! Let's see some kittens! nt

[Common Sense Party]

18. But...but...but-- PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! Election fraud!!! n/t

[SoCalDem]

20. But.. even half a rusty scissor can poke holes in paper

:)

[rocktivity]

22. Anyone know how to turn this into a video?

:bounce:
rocknation

[SoCalDem]

23. I wish I did, but I am a dunce

:)

[rAVES]

24. But he's so dam handsome.. how could you NOT vote for him?

[SoCalDem]

25. and he's so "presidential looking"

:rofl:

that one always gets me.. MOST of our presidents have been very ordinary-looking, and some were not good looking at all..

what they mean when they say this is this..

presidential looking like the ACTORS who play them in movies and on TV..

[rAVES]

26. A good strong Jaw!

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. I call him "Reversible Mittens" - just flip them and they always look brand new

[SoCalDem]

28. They last twice as long when you turn them inside out

:rofl:

[Sydnie]

29. This thread needs more kittens!

[SoCalDem]

30. Same litter? Poor Momcat

:scared:..