Yes, another Conservative dictionary

[booley]

Got bored so i worked on my e-mail signatures. (Hey, it beats doing work!)

And got a brainstorm, doing definitions from a conservative pov.

Let me know what you think and feel free to add more..

Right Wing Think Tank: Any Institution committed to making "Shit Sandwich" sound delicious.

Patriotism: The art of convincing young men they should die so old men can make money.

Political Pundit: Job involving making people worry about stupid shit so they don't spend time thinking about important shit.

God and Country: An acceptable excuse for actions that normally would get you tried for crimes against humanity.

Conservative Media: A thing which hundreds of conservatives on Television and Radio and in Print will tell you does not exist.

Family Values:The philosophy that only some families have value

Free Market: The philosophy that markets have the freedom to own and charge for things that used to be free.

Christian Conservative:A religious belief that allows you to use Jesus to justify everything Jesus was against.

And yes, I am aware that most of these have probably already been done.

[Jed Dilligan]

1. So the Marketing Dept. of McDonalds

is a RW think tank?

:)

[dajoki]

2. Compassionate Conservative...

1.Feels the pain of the ultra- wealthy
2.Pro corporate welfare