"Why not caucus in brothels?"

[Renew Deal]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3144562&mesg_id=3144670

Exactly!!! It's about time people got some sense.

[IdesOfOctober]

1. Cauc-who?

[TahitiNut]

2. Isn't that where folks choose their favorite prostitute??

Seems like a natural, to me. :shrug:

[blondeatlast]

3. UNFAIR TO LAS VEGAS PROSTITUTES!

Prostitution is illegal in LV, not that that stops it there, either; but the party wouldn't be willing to make even a modest fair deal with them (as they did with the casino workers) to accomplish it... :evilgrin:

[aquart]

10. Is every worker entitled to a vote or only some workers?

I don't find this funny. But I'm over 12.

[blondeatlast]

11. We know, we know. But you're boring, too. nt

[Renew Deal]

13. Everyone that lives within 2.5 miles can caucus

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. Because it would disturb the politicians attending important "conferences".

Not to mention training sessions in how to deal with their campaign contributors.

[Crazy Dave]

5. Because

That's where all the politicians are and federal election laws prohibit them from being within 100 yards of a polling place during voting.

[Zynx]

6. Alright, we have hookers in each corner for each candidate.

Their customers can just get going with the hooker in their respective candidates' corner.

[panader0]

7. In brothels its called cockusing

[Renew Deal]

8. lol

:rofl:

[Joey Liberal]

9. There would be lot's of "evangelicals" there n/t

[Renew Deal]

14. Ted Haggard?

:D

[woodsprite]

12. Wouldn't that give the Repubs an unfair advantage? (just asking) n/t

[CreekDog]

15. thats for coitus not caucus

:hi:

[dorkulon]

16. It would be more fun that way.

:evilgrin:

[bklyncowgirl]

17. Has the sex workers union endorsed a candidate?

Actually, the hookers have a better case than the teachers. Teachers are not working on a Saturday night but Prostitutes are no doubt doing a bang up business on Saturdays.

Maybe they sex workers can launch an 11th hour bid to get their own caucus sites.

By the way, this is silly. Everyone, including the Clintons, thought that having these caucus sites on the strip was just fine until the SEIU endorsed (shock) Obama. Once they picked their guy, this became the worst idea in the world and a blow all other professions, including, one could argue, the world's oldest.

"Hookers for Hillary", anyone?