FlyingSquirrel
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Sat Jan-26-08 01:20 AM
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My State of the Union CHECK LIST, By * |
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Words to try and include:
Assassins Battle Biological (no, never mind. Just go with Nuclear.) Blackmail Capture Chemical (no, Nuclear. But keep saying it Nukular.) Courage Danger, Dangerous (Use this a lot) Dark Defeat Defend, Defense Democracy Destruction Elections Enemy, Enemies (Use this a lot too) Evil (This too) Extremists Fear Fight Freedom (Use this at least 5 times. Maybe 10.) Gratitude Hatred Homeland Honor Hostage Iran (Make a big deal about this. It's gonna be big this spring.) Isolating Justice Kill Liberty (America's) Liberation (For those other poor suckers) Mass (Destruction, Murder... mix 'em up) Military Murderous Nuclear (Nukular! Don't let 'em win on this one.) Outlaw Protect Regime Sacrifice Secure, Security (Use with Homeland) Slaughter Strategy Surrender Terror Terrorist, Terrorists (The more the better) Threat, Threats (Use with Terrorist) Thugs Troops Tyranny (Don't use Musharraf in same sentence) Ultimate Uniform Victory Violent War Weapons Win, Winning
Oh yeah... Domestic crap.
Tax Relief, Rebate, Etc. (Make a really big deal about this one) Cut Deficit in Half (snort!) Health Savings Accounts, Private Health Care/Insurance No Child Left Behind Protect the Institution of Marriage Seniors/Prescription Drugs Help Small Businesses Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid (Don't say you want to get rid of them!)
Somewhere near the end:
God Bless Providence Prayers
(Those ones'll be easy to remember)
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Sat Jan-26-08 01:41 AM
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1. Wow. That's an awful lot of multi-syllable words.... |
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Sat Jan-26-08 01:42 AM
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2. You forgot Human Animal Hybrids!! |
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Sat Jan-26-08 02:20 AM
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My fellow 9-11s uh, I mean 9-11, I mean 'murkins... 9-11... the lessions of 9-11... on 9-11... when we were attacked on 9-11... uh...9-11!! Have another mention of 9-11... in case you forgot 9-11... Did someone say McDonalds/9-11... Belch 9-11... The economy is strong... 9-11... My doggie ate my SOTU 9-11... Duh Steroids 9-11... Bad man 9-11... Extra bad man 9-11... I gotta fart 9-11... Laura stand up and take a bow 9-11... This speechifying is hard work 9-11...Duh... My balls itch 9-11... Poland? Oh yeah 9-11.
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Sat Jan-26-08 03:01 AM
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4. Geeze. I think you just wrote his speech. nt |
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Sat Jan-26-08 03:04 PM
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5. His speech has been written since 2002. There are slight variations |
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and certain things get emphasized more depending on the circumstances but basically it's been the same speech over and over. He'll go with domestic first this time around, then once he thinks we're calmed down and reassured about the economy, he'll transition to the war.
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Sat Jan-26-08 03:14 PM
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6. oh, yeah, We are gonna be so calmed down about the economy |
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we'll be in the twilight zone by the time * gets to speechifying about how well Iraq will turn out if we could only send more money and lives over there. Maybe we should send the Iraqis checks for $600.00 each, it'd be cheaper than the billions we're spending now.
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Mon Jan-28-08 05:25 AM
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10. when dubya speaks..... |
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Sat Jan-26-08 03:18 PM
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He'll use this over and over again in many different contexts.
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Sun Jan-27-08 06:33 PM
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8. "makin' good progress" |
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don't forget that one. Also "hard work"
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Mon Jan-28-08 05:06 AM
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9. I think his speechwriters are smart enough to leave "hard work" out of it. |
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:08 AM
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11. Don't forget the admonishment to his successor: |
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"Our work in Iraq and elsewhere will not be finished soon."
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:12 AM
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12. And the all-important phrase "total wreck." |
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Mon Jan-28-08 08:35 AM
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Hillary cackle?
The Lord our God?
I hope he doesn't include me in the SOTU...;)
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