gateley
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:23 PM
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"They're coming to kill us, and by the way, here's six hundred dollars." |
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Randi's summation of the SOTU.
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catmandu57
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:27 PM
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1. Buy yourself some porn kid |
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:33 PM
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Tue Jan-29-08 03:33 PM
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Better to die with a credit card in your hand than live with terrorists.
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Tue Jan-29-08 04:09 PM
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4. Invest it in the Euro. nt |
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Tue Jan-29-08 06:30 PM
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I was very psychic a couple of years ago... I said it out loud too, so there are witnesses. I said, the way things are going, I should sell my home now that it has a lot of equity, and change the allocations in my 401k, and put everything into Euros and gold. I even had the conversation with a friend who owns a lot of property, and she warned me that I had not owned the place for two years at that point in time, so I would have to pay a lot in taxes on the sale... I would have still come out waaaaaaaay ahead, extra taxes and all. It would have cost me around $10k... now, I've lost over $100k (on paper). As it stands now, my mortgage and retail value are even, and my 401k is in the toilet.
I kid you not.
When will I ever learn to listen to that wee small voice inside? Dammit!
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Tue Jan-29-08 06:20 PM
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5. oh I need to check the sell by dates on my under the bed tuna |
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Tue Jan-29-08 06:25 PM
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6. That will buy one hell of a lot of duct tape |
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