Get Yer Ooga Chakaz Out! cal04, helderheid, NormaR, Stellanoir and OMC

[SalmonChantedEvening]

This goes out to you! :pals: :hug: :yourock:

I’m a Decision
(To the tune of Hooked On A Feeling – B. J. Thomas – Blue Swede version)

Ooga Booga Smooga Wooga
Ooga Booga Smooga Wooga
Ooga Booga Smooga Wooga
Ooga Booga Smooga Wooga

My concern is several
When the Govnurr calls
Left Behind childrens learn
Once or twice I’m fooled

APEC summit, not OPEC you freak
Is Africa, still a poor country

I-i-i-i-i I am a decision
Terra 9 eleven
Food on your family

Humans and fish can co*
Exist peacefully
Develope know-how in how
Hot air artists me

As long as I’m dictator
I’ll answer his phone
Progress turning corners
Til his cave is known

Surge is working, well in half a year
Guy Commander, can’t get fooled I hear

You-oo-oo-oo-oo, You forgot Poland
Terra 9 eleven
Food on your family

APEC summit, not OPEC you freak
Is Africa, still a poor country

I-i-i-i-i I am a decision
Terra 9 eleven
Food on your family

*awkward pause


edit: Blue Cheer he says :selfswat:

[annabanana]

1. ooooo!. . me likee!

And thanks for the ear-worm, you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Eep!

Sorry :hide: Bad earworm giving fish!

Thank you annabanana :hug: :loveya: :D

[NMDemDist2]

2. Don't encourage them!!!

:spank:

:rofl:




:hide:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. They encouraged me first!

:hug: :spray: :hi:

[stellanoir]

36. Yeah. . .as if. . . we require any encouragement whatsoever. LOL

:hi:

[kestrel91316]

3. Salmon, you need to step away from the keyboard. You have well

and truly gone 'round the bend.

Oh, and BTW that was hilarious!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Long as I ain't turning corners ;)

Thank you kestrel :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[H2O Man]

4. Very good.

Nominated.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Thank you H2O Man

:hug:

Hi to all up yonder :grouphug:

[Chovexani]

5. K&MF'ing R!

:rofl: :yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Hi Chovexani! Thank you

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[smokey nj]

6. Bravo!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. hi smokey!

Thankee :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[malaise]

7. Another great hit

K & R :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. hi malaise!

This was written to actual Muahaha's

:hi: :hug: :loveya :D

[Usrename]

8. Ooga Chaka!

:yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Thank you usrename :)

:hi: :pals: :hug:

[cal04]

9. SalmonChantedEvening You're the BEST!

Thank you NormaR for the suggestion
Hysterical. I absolutely love it.
Here's some music to sing it to
:hug::loveya:

HOOKED ON A FEELING - BLUE SWEDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9HHz22PL4w:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Thank you for getting this idea to me cal04

This was so much fun to write, I'm tickled salmon (booooooo LOL) you love it :D

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Youz iz the best :P

[DesEtoiles]

45. we need someone to sing this!

[Swamp Rat]

11. Oh yeah!

:applause:

:yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Your Swampness :)

:beer: :party: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[livvy]

19. Bravo! A perfect fit.

Except now I can't get that song out of my head.

OBSW....so perfect in so many situations.

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. As soon as I saw it on a post earlier this week, I lost my mind

:rofl:

OBSW for ever (Oh no a Beatles parody! RUN!!!)

Thank you livvy :hug: :loveya: :hi:

[calimary]

20. Oh, MAN! OOOGA-Chakka OOOGA-Chakka!

Dang! Takes me back! That intro ranks with the guitar riff at the top of "Sweet Child O' Mine"!

:rofl: :toast: :hippie: :headbang:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. hi calimary!! it's an earworm for almost 40 years!

:D

Hells Bells is my favorite of all time.

[calimary]

27. Actually, one of MY very favorites is

SalmonChantedEvening - for clever DU names.

DANG, I love that one!!! One of the most hilarious on here!

:toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. No fair

:blush: ;)

[ralps]

21. K&R Way Cool SalmonChantedEvening!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. hi ralps! thank you hun :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Can I steal the rockin kitty? :bounce:

[lala_rawraw]

29. kick for the resident poet!

:D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. lala!!!! :lotsnlotsnlostofhugs:

Thank you luv :D

:hug: :loveya:

[helderheid]

31. !!!!!!!

:rofl:
:loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. yaaaaay!!

hi helderheid!! :hug: :loveya: :D

[tnlefty]

32. Hahaha!

Another greatest hit from the master! :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. hi tnlefty! thank you!!

look! over there on the malloy thread! :hide:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[stellanoir]

35. Well I don't quite know how to respond to this

aside from posting a thread that had a profound link that got drowned by Hillary's tears and sunk like a stone.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=4383225

But thanks. . .I think. . .

LOL

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Long story...

Short version :)

I asked permission from helderheid to use Ooga Booga Smooga Wooga, she said yes, not hers anyway :rofl:

She said you, OMC and her were in a thread it emerged from.

Props must be given :D

[stellanoir]

39. Nah nobody owns it really but she was being considerate.

Here's the back story and notice the date and perhaps ignore trotsky's predictable snark upthread.

It culminated into one of the funniest moments I've ever experienced on line.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2589421

That resulted in this

http://www.cafepress.com/helderheid/2380944

which we never really promoted at all.

But months later I was feeling lazy and used the acronym OBSW and realized suddenly that it also stood for "Oh Bullshit W."

So that was funny as well in a tragic sort of a way.

Anyway we have yet to do anything further with it. It was a great moment though.

[helderheid]

41. I love this history!

:loveya: :hug:

[WillyT]

38. LOL !!! - You Nut !!!

:rofl::hi::rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

53. Hi Willy!

Thank ya Holmes :D

:hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. (grin)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. :)

:hi: :D

[DesEtoiles]

42. funny!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

55. Woohoo! Hi NormaR

Glad you enjoyed it, your thread and cal04's leading me to it are what inspired me to write this.

Thank you for all the quotes below, I think we went to the same website :rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

43. Kickin!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

56. Thankin!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[DesEtoiles]

44. actual bush quotes begging for music

From the Washington Post:

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit-bull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!

[DesEtoiles]

50. also found this while surfing around:

Vulcanize society! (a poem of collected Bushisms)



If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.
There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, "I don't want you to let me down again."
It's going to require numerous IRA agents.
More and more of our imports come from overseas

You gotta preserve. Keep good relations with the Grecians.
In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal cufflink.
The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.
I understand small business growth. I was one.

I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.
We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child.
The American people wants a president that appeals to the angels.
This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we, unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they can't learn.
It's one of the best schools in Houston.
This is a huge country.

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.
It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.
A surplus means there'll be money left over.
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans

I denounced interracial dating.
There ought to be limits to freedom.
If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
When all is said and done I will have made more money than I ever dreamed I would make.

Down in Washington they're playing with Social Security like it's some kind of government program!
There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.
The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!
It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil.


http://debrief.commanderbond.net/lofiversion/index.php?t8572.html

[DesEtoiles]

46. Need to add: "'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead"

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone." --George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (Watch video clip)

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"In the State of the Union a couple of years ago, I addressed the issue of steroids, and the reason I did so is because I understand the impact that professional athletes can have on our nation's youth. And I just urge our -- those in the public spotlight, particularly athletes, to understand that when they violate their bodies, they're sending a terrible signal to America's young." --George W. Bush, on the baseball steroids scandal, Dec. 14, 2007

"If you've got somebody in harm's way, you want the president being -- making advice, not -- be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group." --George W. Bush, New Albany, Ind., Nov. 13, 2007

"My hearts are with the Jeffcoats right now, that's what I'm thinking." --George W. Bush, after meeting with California wildfire victims Kendra and Jay Jeffcoat, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (Watch video clip)

[DesEtoiles]

47. How about "It's Austrians not Australians"; "We're kicking ass"; "I cry a lot"

"Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." --George W. Bush, addressing Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit, Sept. 7, 207

"As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year..." --George W. Bush, referring to Australian troops as "Austrian troops," APEC Business Summit, Sept. 7, 2007

"We're kicking ass." --George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain

[DesEtoiles]

48. And don't forget "the eternal general of the US"; "Catapult the propaganda"; "Now watch this drive"

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

"You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 -- 1976." --George W. Bush, to Queen Elizabeth, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2007 (Watch video clip)

"I'm honored to be here with the eternal general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto Gonzales." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2007 (Watch video clip)

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." --George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

49. LOL

:toast:

OOGA BOOGA SMOOGA WOOGA All!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. Cheers OMC

Oh wise scribe :hi: :hug: :pals:

[BigBearJohn]

51. Puuuurrrrfect! K/R!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

57. Hiya BBJ!!! Thankee cousin :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

icanhascheezburger.com strikes again!



I am addicted to that site :rofl:

[helderheid]

58. LOL!!

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

59. AAWWWW, as much as I love and adore your brilliance, my dear,

you are responsible for exactly two odious earworms! :P :loveya: <-- And I love you ANYWAY! Plus, you're cute.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

60. Yer gonna hasta spank me is all :P

Sugz baybeeeee!! :hug: :loveya: :hi:

They're gonna wonder why da hell I'm grinning like this all day at work :)

Earworms. The stuff that wax is made of. :D

I love you too sweetie, any new art?

Yanno's I think you're amazing. :multiplehuggasms:

[helderheid]

61. KICK!!!

:rofl: