LOOK OUT!! Cheney is hunting today (returns to the scene)

[underpants]

Cheney returns to the Armstrong Ranch.

Vice President Dick Cheney will be in South Texas this weekend for “another hunting trip on the same ranch where he was involved in a hunting accident” back in Feb. 2006. Cheney’s press office confirmed that he is heading to the Armstrong Ranch, “the same place where Cheney accidentally sprayed Austin lawyer Harry Whittington with birdshot over his face and torso while they were both hunting quail”:

KRIS-6 News contacted Mr. Whittington on Thursday. He said he does not have plans to go hunting with Cheney this time around, but he did say, “I hope he has a good hunt.”

After initially denying that alcohol had played a role in the shooting accident, Cheney later admitted to Fox News that he did drink beer prior to the hunt. February 8, 2008 10:05 am | Comment (45)

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/08/cheney-returns-to-the-armstrong-ranch/

[liberal N proud]

1. Which lawyer is with him today?

I am sorry you shot me

[crikkett]

2. Frankly I'm surprised the vp is still ambulatory

just that I haven't heard of him in a while except in past tense (Cheney lied about yada yada)

[Junkdrawer]

3. He'll be easy to spot. The rest of the group will be wearing one of these...

[hootinholler]

4. Wonder if he boutght the license this time?

That was an unlicensed hunt the last time, I would be in jail had I done that.

-Hoot

[DemoTex]

5. Beer my ass. Cheney was drunk as a lord on whiskey, as he is wont to do.