As LGBT folk, I'm voting for Ralph Nader to be our first lesbian President!

[originalpckelly]

"Wasn't Danny Thomas one of those?"

[originalpckelly]

1. You know, I think I might vote for him...

just because he looks drunk all the time.

"I'm am not as drunk as you think I'm am, officer!"

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

2. you scared me at first....

until I saw the "paid for by John McCain 2008"

Thanks!

[originalpckelly]

3. HAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

I'm glad I got ya!

[originalpckelly]

4. I should really go into business doing these, I'm only half bad at it!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

5. "That's LEBANESE, Rose"

[Behind the Aegis]

6. Actually, It was Blanche that made the mistake.

:)

[originalpckelly]

7. Yes, Rose was the target of the Lebanese lady.

Q: How did you find out you're gay? Was it liking other guys that tipped you off?

A: No, it was knowing Golden Girls backwards and forwards, that and Designing Women.

[Behind the Aegis]

9. And if you are my age...

...also knowing all the lines, including inflections, of "Designing Women."

[originalpckelly]

12. Gotta love that old Bernice!

It was so sad when Alice Ghostley passed!

[Behind the Aegis]

14. That was very sad.

:(

She was great. Then of course, there is Suzanne! :)

[originalpckelly]

16. And then, of course, there is Julia...

"I see a bad moon a risin', I see trouble on the way!"

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

8. You're right....my bad.

I haven't seen the show in several years. :P

[Behind the Aegis]

10. Yeah, but I am gay boy.

It is page three of the "So you wanna be a homo" test! The test is hard, but I did, of course, pass the oral with flying colors!


(I know, I know...bad! :evilgrin:)

[originalpckelly]

11. "Would you please pass the oral?"

"I thought cannibalism was illegal?"

"Not if you have a disease, then you can get a permit to grow it!"

"I think he'd be against human cloning."

"Damn, look who's a sexist pig, even thinks mary jane is a dude!"

"Look folks, this is nice and everything, but could someone please pass the oral already?"

"Ooooohh yeah! Sweet Jesus!"

(said aside)

"Sounds like someone got their oral."

"Amen!"

[NMMNG]

13. LOL

I used to watch The Golden Girls quite often with my friend Mike. It's on Lifetime, that network for women and gay men :P . Now that I'm across the country from him I don't see it any more. :shrug:

[Behind the Aegis]

15. Lifetime, network for women and gay men

So, very true! I am sorry you are not near your friend, but you should still get Lifetime. :p Watch it a few times, maybe call your friend. Nothing better than watching a TV show with a buddy! :)

Thank you for being a friend...

[Bluebear]

17. Dorothy: "Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian." Blanche: "Lesbian? Lesbian...LESBIAN!!!"

"But isn't that when two women..."

"We already know what it is, Blanche..."

[Behind the Aegis]

18. Sprinkle, sprinkle, quite contrary...

...I pronounce you the ultimate fairy! :)

(I was repeating the dialogue here too, when I first saw this thread.)

[Bluebear]

19. :))

Don't tell the boys I go to Red Sox games with lol!