Engaged: Monica Goodling

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Engaged: Monica Goodling

The Reliable Source

By Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008; Page C03

Love, Etc.

Engaged: Monica Goodling, 34, the former Alberto Gonzales adviser, to Michael Krempasky, 33, a top PR guy at Edelman and founding blogger with RedState.com. The betrothal of the Pennsylvania natives (first reported by the legal blog AboveTheLaw.com) proves that even a congressional subpoena can have a happy ending: The two dated just after college, then lost touch for a decade -- until he saw her name last spring in the front-page stories about the controversial firings of several U.S. attorneys, and called to wish her well. He surprised her with a Valentine's Day proposal at the same restaurant where they spent V-Day 12 years ago; no date set.

[LisaM]

1. To what, reality?

THAT would be a sea change.

[SpiralHawk]

2. Will republicon crony Rev. "Jesus" Moon perform the ceremony?

Commander AWOL Bush & allied republicon cronies will be thrilled if their very own "Second Coming of Christ" crony Rev. Moon does the 'honors' for one of their esteemed anti-American weaslers & professional propagandist hubby.

[jmowreader]

4. And just think of the wedding gifts!

The good reverend would present the happy couple with the patented Unification Church Sweet Love Set: the Holy Handkerchief to ritually cleanse yourself with, both before and after the act, and the Sacred Picture of the Reverend Moon, which is always to be placed on your nightstand so Reverend Moon can watch you screw.

[marmar]

3. A match made in right-wing Heaven.....

.... which would be :evilfrown: