Forgive me J.J. Cale, I could not help myself.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Call Me The Bruise
(To the tune of Call Me The Breeze – J. J. Cale)

Call me the Bruise
That’s me bouncing down the road
Well now they call me the Bruise
That’s me bouncing down the road
Must like hurting my body
Or I just have episodes

Hide the snack foods and water
They both endanger me
Hide the snack foods and water
They both endanger me
And my balance surely shoddy
Watch me walk into a tree

(Oh and it threw down a branch for free)

I’ve always been unstable
Nothin’ I ain’t sallen off
I’ve always been unstable
Nothin’ I ain’t fallen off
So hide the Segway, call my handlers
Just dropped lil Barney on his nose

I ride my bike into policemen
Won’t let me shave alone
I ride my bike into policemen
Won’t let me shave alone
The coffee table is my downfall
So glad they lined the place with foam

Well now they call me the Bruise
That’s me bouncing down the road
Well now they call me the Bruise
That’s me bouncing down the road
Must like hurting my body
Or I just have episodes

Woooo-ooooo-oo-oo-oo
Mr. Bruise.

[madokie]

1. jj and eric

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8uk7vlk0sE

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. niiiiiice :)

Bless yer heart madokie :)

:hug:

[NMDemDist2]

2. LOL

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Ma'am :)

:flirtage: :D

How's you? :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[NMDemDist2]

13. Hi SCE :fans herself and flutteres eyelashes:

tired tonight, I did a bunch in the garden today

got the tomatoes, radish, lettuce, broccoli and carrots in the ground, cat proofed it and worked the compost heap

then came in and made pasta from scratch and Beef strogonoff

think I'll have a cookie and go to bed

:batting_eyelashes:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Yanno I typed this using Vienna Fingers....

:evilgrin:

Holy frijoles, I best stop groanin about my day. I did put some severe mileage on that S-10, and another pile O You Name It awaits me in the morning. I hope it's quiet tomorrow, it's the boss' birthday and we're gonna pitch him out early to go have fun.

:tuckin:

Oh, the umm... blankets. I see.

;)

[NMDemDist2]

15. why Sir! you insult me!

would a woman of my accomplishments settle for store bought cookies??

:spank:

I am enjoying a Cream Cheese Sugar cookie that I baked yesterday.

:rofl:

:pals:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Shame on me!

Quite so, I fall at your feet and beg your forgiveness. :blush:

And for not dressing better for the thumping :D

Cream cheese sugar cookie... hauhuhuh


:hug:

[NMDemDist2]

18. soo.... umm......what are you wearing?

:evilgrin:



















:hide:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. :halo:

Oh cmon SCE, who's gonna believe that? :rofl:

Sweatpants and a T shirt :pose:

[NMDemDist2]

21. I love a man in 'den casual'

:rofl:


OK that's it, I'm really really going to bed now.

5AM comes early and I'm beat

:loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Sleep well :)

Slothware never goes outta style

:hi: nite :loveya:

[smokey nj]

3. Bravo!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. smohhh keeeee!!

Thankee hun!!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[MzNov]

4. Woo Hoo!

:rofl: :loveya: :hi: :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Allo yu!!

Thankee love :hug: :loveya: :pals:

guffawed my way through this one :rofl:

:oreotoofsmooch:

[ralps]

5. Bravo SalmonChantedEvening!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. hi ralps!! thank you hun!!

I may see 9pm lol

Working with car parts can really exhaust ya. :hide:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[lonestarnot]

9. bruise.

heh. :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. :):):)

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[lonestarnot]

16. SCE

:hi: :hug: :loveya: back!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. weeeeeee!

:hug: hope all is well with you lonestarnot :pals:

[Swamp Rat]

23. "Just dropped lil Barney on his nose"

:rofl:

poor doggie!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. They need to keep that dog away from him

And those burritos, jaybus get the glade! :rofl:

S'up cousin? :hug:

[Swamp Rat]

34. Way'at holmes!

:hi:

[tnlefty]

24. Could I change that to Ms. Bruise?

This is excellent! "Lined the place with foam" :rofl: :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. hi tnlefty!! this was too much fun to write :)

And you may take liberties anytime :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[WillyT]

25. LOL !!! - You Nut !!!

:bounce::rofl::bounce:

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. 3 of my favorite words inna world.

Thankya WillyT!

:hug: :pals:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

26. Error: I've already recommended this thread.

well darn.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Here, lemme try k

drat.

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[BigBearJohn]

27. K/R!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. Hiya BBJ! More baha...

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[bdamomma]

33. bravo SCE!!!!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Thankya alyce darlin!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Pardon the late reply, work was a blur of traffc today ;)