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Fri Mar-07-08 11:57 PM
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Ok, let's start it....McCain is a cyborg because... |
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:58 PM
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1. After the 2000 election, he said "I'LL BE BACK" |
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And whattaya know, here he is!
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:59 PM
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2. one of my eyes is actually not a real eye at all... |
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it's my inside world into Dick Cheney's left ____.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:01 AM
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4. Can't. Stop. Laughing. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:00 AM
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3. Sometimes he gets stuck on- |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:02 AM
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5. He's a cyborg because... why else would he have a PIZ cannister for a |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:07 AM
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My friend... I couldn't resist. Actually I heard the stuff about McLame being a cyborg on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?
And by the by, it's great to see you!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:09 AM
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9. Don't know what you're up to these days, sir, but my guess is that it's |
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mighty good work.
Good cheer.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:11 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:03 AM
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young blondes for energy?
:shrug:
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:05 AM
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7. He's actually made from small bills. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:13 AM
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11. he eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:18 AM
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funny, and more than a little disturbing. Is there anyone, I mean anyone you can talk to?
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:19 AM
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13. I hear he has a hotwire in his cheek. |
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I'm not saying which one.
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Sat Mar-08-08 02:41 AM
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14. Not a cyborg. An android. |
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For further details, you'll just have to wait for me to find a publisher for my newest novel--the one I've been working on the past few weeks while I've been off work. It's almost done.
It just may touch upon that sort of thing.
Keep an eye out for it. It may be the finest book of fantasy written from a liberal viewpoint ever.
It'll be titled "Legacy."
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Sat Mar-08-08 02:54 AM
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15. Yep. He'd need a heart to be a cyborg. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 09:51 AM
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Shows ya what I know about Science Fiction.
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Sat Mar-08-08 09:50 AM
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18. Funny, I published a short story called Legacy about 20 years ago. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 03:01 AM
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16. He's a McMaverick ... rrrRRRRrrrRRRRrrrRRRRrrr!! |
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Sat Mar-08-08 09:52 AM
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20. Rat, you're a genius. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 05:32 AM
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17. McCain is a cyborg because |
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nothing human hugs George Bush without having the flesh melt like beeswax, and the blood turned to silica.
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