Winning their hearts and minds by bombing their cows - Today’s Headlines 3/10/08

[Caro]

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US fails a fourth time to hit al-Qa'ida suspect in Somalia
A US missile strike in Somalia, aimed at a man described by the Pentagon as a "known al-Qa'ida terrorist", succeeded only in hurting six civilians and killing three cows and a calf, the IoS has learned.
The Republicans lambasted Bill Clinton for a bombing in Sudan, claiming he had only hit an aspirin factory. But they’re strangely silent about Bush’s hitting civilians and cows in Somalia.—Caro

Buck Fush

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Carolyn Kay
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[The Stranger]

1. Ode to the Nancy Disaster

Oh, our Nancy Disaster,
We looked to thee,
But, oh, our Nancy Disaster,
You have only caused more misery,

Oh, our Nancy Disaster,
We thought you were heaven sent,
But, oh, our Nancy Disaster,
You took from the table our only savior -- impeachment . . .

(to be continued)

[Lobster Martini]

2. So, it's cow lateral damage?

(LM: I had another thought about "bovine combatants," but I'll save that one for the next time a missile strikes cows.)

[Caro]

3. EXcellent point!

Caro

[Solly Mack]

4. Cow patties as WMD?