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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:24 AM Original message |
Breaking News: Dick Cheney shatters the world record for the 100 meter dash |
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qanda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. Hilarious |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
2. wild Afghan chipmunks |
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BlueJac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
3. I knew Dick was a coward!!! |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
4. LOL!!!Good one |
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gatorboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
5. I KNEW that record was in its 'Last Throes'! |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
6. And the 6 seconds included a bathroom stop! |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Did he leave that trail of liquid? |
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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:27 AM Response to Reply #6 |
13. An eyewitness just sent me this photo of the wall between his bedroom & the john |
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Theres-a (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 01:37 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. ! |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 01:07 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. No 'evacuation' is complete ... |
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Botany (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
7. Secret Service sent out a call for clean underwear. |
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terip64 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. So happy to be the 5th recommendation! |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
10. BWAH! |
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Atman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
11. Are you sure that wasn't the 100 Meter Squirt? |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
12. His bowels and trou were evacuated. nt |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
14. As my friend's aunt used to say ... |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
15. Impossible. |
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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 10:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. True, but still images of vampires can... |
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Cass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. ROFL! |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
17. Was that loud clacking sound his heart valves about to burst? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
20. See Dick...See Dick Run...Run Dick Run...Dick Runs Fast! |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
21. OMG. That's one keyboard you owe me. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-27-07 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
22. I felt the shockwaves of his sound-breaking run here in Canada. |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
24. Did you compose this yourself? It's worthy of the Onion. nt |
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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:13 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. haha, thanks |
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bluedeminredstate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
26. OMG that cracked me up! |
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AtomicKitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
27. The mental image you have painted has caused |
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