Caption this pic (It seems somehow relevant to these times...)

[The Straight Story]

[DS1]

1. My beats bring the house down, yo

[Buzz Clik]

2. "Cellist Bombs in Latest Concert"

[bushmeister0]

3. Stalingrad calling:

[laststeamtrain]

4. "Let's RAWK this place!!!" n/t

[pacalo]

5. Should be titled "The Fall of the United States", with the celloist representing the media.

The cello needs some media logos plastered on it.

[DS1]

6. Jertsi Biloski plays a free encore night of his "Brown Note Symphony"

concert after the rampage of escaping patrons destroyed the building during his first showing.

[DS1]

7. Rock 'n Roll!

[liberal texan]

8. the new Nero

[Perry Logan]

9. Cellist botches attempt to shatter glass.

[Brigid]

10. A candle burning in the darkness . . .

An artist just trying to create a little beauty in the midst of chaos.

[Fireweed247]

11. perfect caption from Cheney

"The Longer We’re In Iraq, The ‘Better’ Iraqis Feel About America"

[Brigid]

12. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have our winner! :rofl:

[Thickasabrick]

13. "ode to the US Economy"