Mr. Dick

[angrycarpenter]

You're a mean one Mr. Dick
you really are a heel.
You take our constitution
and you break it on the wheel.
Mr. Dick.

You're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster Mr. Dick
Your hearts an empty hole
we tell you that we hate the war
and all you say is "so"
Mr. Dick.

I wouldn't touch you with a
thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one Mr. Dick
You have termites in your smile
You and Chimpy lied like
the truth was out of style.
Mr. Dick

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one Mr.Dick
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
You spent our nations future
the whole world is in a funk
Mr. Dick.

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
Stink, stank, stunk.

You're a rotter, Mr. Dick.
You're the king of sinful sots.
I hope you have a stroke
or that your X-ray is full of spots.
Mr. Dick.

Your soul is an appalling dung heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable.
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me Mr.Dick
with a nauseous super naus.
We should throw you out of office
We should do it just because.
Mr. Dick

You're the worst person in our government
you need to go without a pause.

[yellowdogintexas]

1. may I copy, paste, forward this, please? I LOVE IT

thanks

[angrycarpenter]

2. Feel free. NT

[yellowdogintexas]

3. done, thanks nt

[angrycarpenter]

4. God, did this sink like a lead balloon

I thought it was clever but I'm buzzed so what do I know.

[Mnemosyne]

5. Great parody, ac!

:applause: