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Wed Feb-28-07 01:22 AM
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A thought on blast near Cheney--how did secret service determine he wasn't dead? |
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No pulse, no body temperature, eyes half-open staring off into space, head nodded forward with chin resting on chest....
All of those are normal for him.
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:24 AM
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1. They released a fly in front of him |
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And his tongue lashed out.
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:26 AM
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:27 AM
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4. did you make up the monica logo? |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:26 AM
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3. the flying spaghetti monster is more lifelike than him. |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:33 AM
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5. No Silver Bullets Found Nearby? nt |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:35 AM
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6. When Something Like That Dies, There are Flames, Explosions, Earthquakes, You Know... |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:40 AM
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7. they fired up the microwave |
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:40 AM
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10. you could probably do him in with a garage door opener |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:41 AM
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8. Same way they check a vampire |
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Put a mirror under his nostrils.
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:41 AM
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11. I thought that's what you do to normal people. For a vampire, you just have to see if there's any |
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Wed Feb-28-07 01:46 AM
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9. they tried to take his wallet off him. |
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or told him corporation tax had been raised to 75%
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:42 AM
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12. If you tried to take his wallet off of him, there'd be a stump where your hand used to be |
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Wed Feb-28-07 04:14 AM
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14. check all the recent amputee admissions at Walter Reed. |
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:50 AM
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13. you forgot the rictus grin eom |
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